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• 11.24.09 09:00 am


I live in Philly, and my friend Chris came down a few weekends ago from Brooklyn. We used to live down the street from each other in high school and have stayed loosely in touch since we moved from Detroit.

I live in Philly, and my friend Chris came down a few weekends ago from Brooklyn. We used to live down the street from each other in high school and have stayed loosely in touch since we moved from Detroit.

Obviously, we got fucking hammered all night. At some point in the blur of wreckage, he started talking about this guy Marino Frost. The details aren’t clear, on account of the wastedness, but I think he said his friend was trying to get an internship at Marino’s studio, and that’s how this kook walked into our lives.

Chris said he saw the Marino’s website, and he kept repeating this quote from an interview: “I have played with more than 300 bands in my life.” He would not stop saying it. He got us all saying it, analyzing how it could possibly be a good thing to have been in that many bands if nobody’s heard of any of them, so we pretty much bounced between repeating that and sharing stories of shitting our pants as adults. You know, catching up.

The next day, Chris pulled up the site, and we were dying laughing. I don’t want to guide you through it, because I’m pretty sure you can handle it on your own, but here’s the video where he drops the quote:


Look at the interviewer smirking, trying to push through the obviously fed questions.

The whole site is a goldmine. He’s basically an Eastern European Stevie Ray Vaughn, with the self-importance of David Koresh. Check out the art. Read the bio. Really soak into it. How often do you find a guy that’s crazy even for New York?

Anyway, you probably shouldn’t post this as a Dear Street Carnage, because you will crash the shit out of this guy’s delicate server. I just feel like it’s way too ridiculous to keep in our bubble of less than 100 friends.

-MATRICK SWAYZE


Comments
  1. buffalowinger says:

    chris dane owens and him should get together and make some music babies.

  2. Charles says:

    Boring.

  3. Sir Fagsalot says:

    This is neither funny nor interesting

  4. Rick Deckard says:

    the pictures on his site, what a photoshop wizard he is.

  5. KFC man says:

    This dude doesn’t deserve a post! He obviously is not nuts enough, just vain and narcissistic.

  6. Cadillac Hacksaw says:

    That guy is a ratard what the hell is he babbling about? The best part was the 10 seconds when they should the interviewers face

  7. Satan Davis Jr. says:

    He talkslike Borat possessed by Max Cavalera.

  8. JuCIFER says:

    2 WORDS: Yngwie Malmsteen

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbHc5i4O2tc

    He lives in my neighborhood.
    50 years old and goes to the grocery store in shades and FULL ROCK REGALIA.

  9. Brian says:

    I love how he had to put the shitty hat on to ‘rawke oute’.

  10. It’s actually way too much material for one post. I just thought they’d use a few pics for Street Boners, maybe use some video footage for TV Carnage, and cherry pick it.
    I highly recommend the “Short Biography” when you are stoned. It’s the least modest thing I’ve ever read in my 28 years.

  11. dan dizzle dan says:

    Studio musicans play with thousands of bands in their lifetime. Way to use the brain guys.

  12. Skid Marx says:

    Yeah, Dan. Last time I checked Studio Musicians had directions to their studio and a list of equipment, instead of 100 pages of insane bullshit. Way to use your fucking eyeballs. This guy is great.

  13. Marino Frost says:

    This is Marino Frost, the guy you are talking about. First of all, I would like to thank all of you who made nice and positive comments! When it comes to people like this character who wrote this disgusting article above and sign his name as “Matrick Swayze” (and didn’t have even the decency to write his real name), I can only say that I sincerely feel sorry for him. According to his article, while “in the blur of wreckage” (drugs, alcohol, etc…huh>?); he has me on his “hammered” mind. While I would prefer that good-looking girls would talk about me rather than two drunken frat boys, I can still appreciate even their negative efforts. Now, I can tell you about my work and this particular clip from one of my TV interviews. In this clip I talk about my musical career in both live and studio performances. I began playing professionally at the age of eleven. Now I am 44 years old, which means that I’ve been playing music for 33 years. I was born in Europe and I played there as a freelance musician with numerous bands and artists. Later, I moved to New York, whereby I’ve been working with all kinds of artists in the last 21 years. While this concept is clearly out of the range of some dude with “blurred mind” like “Matrick”, the truth is I work in my recording studio on an almost daily basis with some artists that I’ve never even met before. Now, do the math!~ It is much more than 300! Although in his mean article this buffoon refers to me as an “Eastern European Stevie Ray Vaughan”, he does not understand that he is complementing me! I tremendously respect SRV and his work, but my origin has nothing to do with Eastern Europe, except in “Matrick” ’s drugged mind. Furthermore, my work, ideas, ideology and spiritual concepts have nothing to do with anything negative, like David Koresh and similar people. My complete work is based upon love. It is a unity of three of the most powerful nonmaterial realms – philosophy, spirituality and art. Philosophy is a conscious perspective of the material world through a pursuit of wisdom and an expression of fundamental beliefs. Spirituality explains the realm of our everlasting true essence, which is our spirit. Combined together, these two realms perpetually provide answers and solutions regarding the most important issue for us, our life. This project pours art onto philosophy and spirituality, since art is the finest glue that connects people. Art is the most fortunate and the most innocent way of creation. Art is the virtue of a noble soul. If you just have an interest in art, you are already set on the right path. For more INFO, you can check out my web site http://www.marinofrost.com. There you can watch the clips and the whole TV interviews, read about my work, hear my music and “judge” for yourself.
    While this buffoon “Matrick” tried to put this noble multimedia project down, he achieved the opposite! “Matrick”, thank you for 1600 + extra viewers of this clip! When the light comes, the darkness moves away… sorry “Matrick”, maybe it is good for you NOT TO HAVE a blurred mind next time when you want to say something that makes sense! I love you anyway!

    Marino Frost

  14. Donna K. says:

    It’s really sad to see unenlightened evil-minded people who ridicule lightworkers and their creations of love. “Matrick” is a lost soul and he doesn’t understand that when you point a finger to someone, there’s still three pointing at you.

  15. bobCAT says:

    “Matrick,” you desperately need a detox for your jealousy, ignorance and ego. You may begin by listening to Marino’s message with clear head… if your brain is not way too damaged.

  16. JimLu says:

    Hey, man… This guy Marino is a genius! I heard his music and his messages – it is GREAT! This guy who wrote the article is an idiot and doesn’t know what he is talking about! People, go to YouTube and type in search Marino Frost and you will find out the truth! I saw a clip with the former Jimi Hendrix’ bass player who is talking about Marino with his utmost respect. Cheers!
    JL

  17. Angel says:

    you guys who hate on M.F. need to put the band together and show us what you got, you drunk, failed “artists” who never did anything in your lives except talking shit over beer. Marino’s got hits, go to his website and see for yourselves

  18. BuddyP says:

    People, this guy is fantastic! I just saw his web site – it is unbelievable ! There is a huge great material all over – music, philosophy, photos, graphics… you name it! This jerk who wrote this article is an IDIOT who didn’t get it!

    Sorry man, but next time use your brain before you write something…
    Bud

  19. farino most says:

    excuse me, but your brainless mind doesn’t understand just who this FANTASTIC GUY marino is! Just listen, you drugged up baby talkers, why don’t you beg your mom for your allowance? Marino has HITS. Check his flash video website ok? the artwork cost roughly one million dollars but he gets it for free so what does that say?

    Now unblur your mind and come check out his studio! great rates, and “Massages: (for ladies only; performed by our ‘expert’ sound engineer) Free!”

  20. David Liebe Hart says:

    Has any poster watched EVERY VIDEO? doubtful.

    VIBES = I really don’t know what to say.

  21. FROSTY MARINO says:

    I’VE BEEN INTO THIS DUDE SINCE I SAW HIM ON PUBLIC ACESS.HE IS A ONE IN A MILLION TALENT. I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAD TO LOOK HIM UP ON THE INTERNET AND SEE IF HE WAS FOR REAL.USUALLY WHEN YOU COME ACROSS A SELF ABSORBED BUFFOON YOU JUST HAVE HATRED FOR THEM,BUT WHEN THEY CROSS THAT LINE INTO SIILY CARTOON CHARACTER YOU GOTTA LOVE EMM.YOU SEE THE GREAT THING ABOUT A DUDE LIKE THIS IS YOU KNOW HE ALWAYS PUTS A POSITIVE SPIN ON ANYTHING PERTAINING TO HIMSELF.90% OF THE PEOPLE THAT WATCH HIS CRAP ON YOUTUBE ARE LAUGHING AT HIM,BUT HE WILL NEVER BELIEVE THAT. THAT MAKES HIM AWESOME IN MY BOOK.HE IS THE MAN VERISON OF JAN TERRI. I WISH THEY WOULD DO A DUET TOGETHER. MARINO,KEEP ROCKIN DUDE,YOU THE MAN

  22. Ronald says:

    The guy can play but is a burnout. I have looked online and the only things that come up about him are the interviews that he sets up. In other words, nobody comes to him. He gets some cute girl and gives her questions to ask. Very corny and cheesy. Guy can play but has no connections to anybody.

  23. John says:

    What a joke! The best is he photoshops all his pictures to make it look like he is at important places. For a guy that brags so much and talks about all the bands he is in, he knows nobody. Joke!

  24. Felix says:

    His guitar playing is not that great. Its very basic. You can see that at most clubs around the country. Does he even play shows? I think he is just a harmless guy who is very into himself but has no connections to anyone. Look around the net, there is nothing about him by anyone else.

  25. Josh says:

    total jerkoff marino is

  26. Matt Chalimon says:

    Well… I see there are lots of evil people around who want to spit on this guy… Beside their evil intention – what else would be a reason for their malicious attack on this person? Especially this poor bastard who wrote this ugly article… I LOVE Marino’s messages and his work! For all normal people – go to YouTube or his web site and check his work. You will see what I am talking about.

    When it come s to the evil-boys, you always attract the same energy that you send, don’t forget that! That’s why you are surrounded with this energy of evil and hate. I feel sorry for you guys.

    Matt


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