What the hell was that idiot talking about the other day? If there’s anyone you losers should want to see get hit by a dump truck or fall out of a window it’s Megan Fox or Zooey Deschanel.
I thought nerds and dweebs were smart. Don’t they realize those two pandering bitches are only acting like nerds and pretending to like video games and other nerd activities to further their careers? Nerds shouldn’t fawn over these maniacal and unattainable women, doing that only raises expectations and sets a man-boy up for a lifetime of virginity. If nerds were as smart as they thought they were, they’d understand it’s in their best interest to stop jerking it to these dishonest pinups and go after us “fat and ugly” ones.
Picking on girls who already don’t feel that great about themselves must help an insecure boy’s confidence but it isn’t going to help him get his “dick wet.” Women of Fox’s and Deschanel’s caliber want nothing to do with embarrassing fanboys, all they care about are their eyes and money. Young nerds should be able to understand this and recognize these women for what they really are, bullies. These women have duped losers all across the country into having serious relationships with their hands, while perfectly attainable women go to waste. It’s pretty clear all of these dweebs are upset over it but instead of taking it out on us, they should leave their masturbation dungeons and try talking to us. They may even get laid.
What’s the problem here, are they lazy or scared of being shot down? We’re not wringing our hands at the chance to go out with these keyboard gladiators but pickens are slim. If a guy is able to act like a gentleman or halfway decent character and not like a lunatic, chances are we’ll say yes. We don’t even care if he loves gripping about the SJWs and feminists. As long as he keeps it to the comment sections and doesn’t bring it up to us, until we’re in an official relationship. It’s not all that difficult.
I’m sure we’re not all too appetizing compared to those women who wouldn’t give you the time of day, but you guys aren’t all that great to look at either. Making a mess in your socks for your mother to clean up is clearly not working out for a lot of you guys. Try cleaning yourselves up and talking to us, instead. You might get a chance to make a real mess in the bedroom.