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SBTVC
• 09.30.09 09:00 am


Not sure if you guys have seen these videos yet, but here’s one:

Not sure if you guys have seen these videos yet, but here’s one:

Anyway, this kid has over a hundred videos on his YouTube page and many of them are pretty classic. I thought you guys might enjoy them.

Middle America!!!

-DANA RYAN

Dear Dana,

This video raises so many questions: Is that a 13 year old dip addict or a middle aged man taking his last, bitter, patriotic breaths? Is he subdued like that because he just finished a big ol’ Southern meal and now has the ‘itis, or because he takes after his hero Rush Limbaugh right down to the Oxycotin habit? There’s whiskey-flavored dip? Can monkeys dip? Answers, please.

-SBTVC

P.S. If you cut through the virulent racism and redneck accent, Skoalrebel© actually raises an issue of federal regulation versus personal liberty that isn’t completely retarded.


Comments
  1. homeless. says:

    eeeegggghhhhhhh

  2. Old says:

    BN tweeted this a week ago

  3. LCC says:

    I love the transformation of stove into desk.

  4. Don says:

    I stand up for what’s right, like fuckin whores in the streets, dixie land, prepubescent mustaches/beards and whiskey flavored dip. actually bud, i think it’s bourbon. not to get all technical, but there’s a bit of a difference. and while google searching for “whiskey flavored copenhagen” the auto-fill gave me “whiskey flavored condoms” http://www.scotlandshopdirect.com/McCondom—Whiskey-Flavoured-Condoms/pid,649,cid,243038,product.php

    will obama ban these next?

  5. POOKLES says:

    Ah, ye ol’ kitchen computer.

  6. Hubert Wang says:

    I was sooo hoping that by flavored dips he meant sour cream and onion chip goop.

  7. Rick Deckard says:

    We are watching this lads body fail before us.

  8. Zippy says:

    Are you sure this shouldn’t read This DIP loves KIDS/MEN and hates Obama?

    Seems like that would make as much sense.

  9. wtf? says:

    “P.S. If you cut through the virulent racism and redneck accent, Skoalrebel© actually raises an issue of federal regulation versus personal liberty that isn’t completely retarded.”

    Hahahahaha, oh you wish

  10. JuCIFER says:

    What is it with pathetic hermits posting videos of themselves on the net?

  11. Turd Town says:

    I hear you on the “federal regulation versus personal liberty.” I’m pissed about Obama raising cigarette prices even higher, especially considering that such a hike takes it’s greatest toll on the middle/lower class. But I’m much more pissed about Homeland Security and TSA retards getting all up in my shit everytime I try to fly somewhere and stealing my fucking pocket knife keychains and shampoos. For that a blame Bush… that goddamn honkey redneck cocksucking jesus-freak motherfucker.

  12. meatlegs says:

    Is this an outtake from Gummo?

  13. Satan Davis Jr. says:

    This guy could be Joe “I Hate Niggers” Paschal’s more attractive brother.

  14. Drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something says:

    Turd, I’m intrigued, what are you doing that causes the TSA to get all up in your “shit” every time you fly? I agree that many with this occupation seem to be dickheads. However, the rules have been established, and clearly stated for quite some time now. Do you continually bring the same banned items with you every time you fly on purpose? Maybe they are stealing your awesome pocket knife, and fancy shampoo, but what’s the option? Should the airlines, or the government, be responsible for providing a warehouse full of lockers for the likes of you? I want to get inside your mind.

  15. “P.S. If you cut through the virulent racism and redneck accent, Skoalrebel© actually raises an issue of federal regulation versus personal liberty that isn’t completely retarded.”

    What could you possibly mean by “If you cut through the virulent racism…” This Kid/Man’s rantings are not discrete arguments that have possible distinct values. Kid/Man’s rant is a continuous interval of bizarre “ameri’jihad” rantings, if its not held in its entirety its value still only exists as an extension of the entire interval.

    You get what I mean?

  16. Turd Town says:

    @DrippyDog
    Nah, I just hate ’em and I think all their rules are stupid. Anyone who thinks someone could hijack a plane with a little swiss keychain knife and/or a 5oz shampoo bottle deserves to be flown into a building. Plus, I’m still pissed about the time, when flying on christmas eve to visit my sister and nieces, they unwrapped my niece’s gift of sparkley Play-Do, which was completely sealed, heat-wrapped, and x-ray-able, and kept it. They did offer me the chance to go back to the end of the long-ass line so I could mail it and miss my flight, but I politely declined.

    I also long for the days when you could walk back and forth over the Canadian border without worrying about giving up hours of your life and need to carry a passport.

    At least they’ve stopped announcing that we’re on “Code Orange Alert” every five seconds at mid-west airports. Either way though, the terrorists have won. By driving me waaay off topic.

  17. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    What an articulate and eloquent young man.
    Imagine if he took an enema and cleared that mind of his, boy the ideas would really flow.

  18. todd says:

    i like his chair

  19. streetbummers says:

    Copenhagen’s new viral marketing campaign is clever as all git out.

  20. gurd says:

    according to findlaw the ban doesn’t even apply to dips, lol

  21. Peter Madsen says:

    Dipping is actually a really effective way to ween yourself off cigarettes. It’s great with coffee and it’s great with beer and whiskey. After just a month of dipping, however, you’ll be so disgusted by your already-eroded and bleeding gums that quitting cold turkey is about as painful as sobering up after a terrible hangover. Plus, in that month you will have broken the mental habit of smoking. Sounds nuts but that shit worked for me.

  22. Beef says:

    Is Obama, in fact, trying to ban flavored dips? If so, that’s gay…That’s just gay…It’s bullshit.

  23. poopsmear says:

    thats assuming that obama is really trying to ban flavored dip, which a quick google search will show that it is all stupid blog rumor

  24. biff says:

    squeeeeeeeeeeeal like a pig!

  25. gurd says:

    in fairness, the FDA might easily decide to extend the ban to dip later, but homeboy is mistaken about the current policy.


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