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• 01.30.08 12:38 pm

VAGINA COUCH

Whenever you find a couch on the street or get a used piece of shit delivered to your house for $60, you immediately get out the blue light and inspect it for Jizzfest 06’.

VAGINACOUCH

Whenever you find a couch on the street or get a used piece of shit delivered to your house for $60, you immediately get out the blue light and inspect it for Jizzfest 06’ … BUT not with this $600 baby-maker. Anyone who would attempt to have passion or jerk-off on it would be immediately stopped by a healthy dose of weeping and depression.
However, there are so many other things you can do with this Godsend. During a surprise party you could blast out of this thing with red Jell-o all over yourself, or it’s perfect if you have a major, human-sized dick in your life that constantly sleeps over. Simply point them head-first to the vagina couch. Or better yet, wait for the asshole couch cause I just finished praying to every religion that it is rolling off the assembly line right now. Imagine that surprise party…


Comments
  1. eat it says:

    i just fell off of my chair from laughter after reading this.
    and then fell of AGAIN

  2. dm says:

    do you find all your links from digg?

  3. thebrutaltimes says:

    everyone is entitled to an opinion, but to express it is evil. please don’t mention such a couch again.

  4. hmm says:

    what were you searching for when you “came across” that?


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