Posted by
Giovanni Marks
• 11.29.08 07:45 am




Man, I feel like my life has been a motherfucking waste compared to these guys. This is some straight idol-worship shit.


Man, I feel like my life has been a motherfucking waste compared to these guys. This is some straight idol-worship shit.

These religious zealots (to their countrymen’s horrified gazes ) had to get paid off at the end of their set, they were so off the hook and chain. There was no break—these dudes came with one wild feat of pain, torment, and agony after the next.

Overkill isn’t even the word—a car AND a motorcycle?!? At the same time? How about falling however many feet through some halogen lightbulbs, the ones that weren’t already either eaten or broken across the nearest person’s back? Sledgehammers, beds of nails, fucking whatever you can come up with in your head to fuck someone off, it was there and they got paid some racks at the end of the concert in pain. The hostess traumatized herself into begging them to run a train backstage, only to get a stern finger-wagging and a resounding “NO, MA’AM!” from the congregation, after which they immediately whipped themselves into a unified frenzy with the power cable from their dressing-room TV.

—GIOVANNI MARKS


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