Posted by
Gavin
• 02.25.15 08:54 am

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That chick who looks like a cross between a broom and a bird is in shit for saying a young girl with dreadlocks makes her think of patchouli and “maybe weed.” 

This is offensive because dreadlocks have nothing whatsoever to do with weed. They are a hairdo just like a pony tail or a top bun. The only reason she associated dreads with drugs is because she’s racist.

This guy is a broker from JP Morgan who fucking HATES weed.

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If you offer this guy a joint, he will barf on you.

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If you gave this guy a joint, he’d have a bad trip because he’s never tried it before and he’d be all, “What’s happening to my body!?” The chick next to him thinks pot is made by the devil.

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This is the former head of D.A.R.E. (These are all different dudes by the way)

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“I hate the way it smells. You’d think there was a skunk or a giant armpit nearby.”

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Comments
  1. OogaBooga says:

    Dat shit wuz da bomb!!!

  2. P-chops says:

    and kelly.. wants to look exactly like Ursula the sea witch?

  3. raymi says:

    I trolled kelly osbourne yesterday and she blocked me. for someone who lives to criticize others she certainly cant handle shit.

  4. TWalsh2 says:

    In all fairness, the dreads on that girl probably smelled more like a 30k pre-oscar salon/spa treatment than patchouli and pot. Being a victim ain’t what it used to be.

  5. John says:

    “These are all different dudes by the way” had me spraying coffee out my nose

  6. Ben says:

    This is fuckin hilarious.

  7. Dad Religion says:

    Speaking as a parent, a simple smell test could have solved all of this sans the fanfare.

  8. Noonan says:

    My God, it isn’t as if Hollywood or the recording industry has done anything that may make someone associate dreadlocks with weed, right?

  9. Ground Control To My Big Dong says:

    This is wonderful. We don’t even know if that was Zendaya’s real hair. Most likely it smells like curry because most black women have their weaves imported in to the US from poor women living in India. Now THAT’S cultural appropriation. Having someone on the other side of the globe cut off their hair and send it to you so that you can wear it on your head has to be more “racist” and “culture vulturing” than any white rappers or a remark about dreadlocks smelling like weed. “Lord have mercy!”(Jamaican accent)

  10. GR says:

    I suppose Kelly Osborne should at least recognize the smell of weed..

  11. GR says:

    That is kinda the same generalizing statement you opposed to with the post in the first place. Ah, hell.. free speech is difficult, but I won’t give up.

  12. Cam says:

    I’m wondering if Bill Murray or Jimmy Fallon made the joke would anyone give a shit? I’ve never even heard of Giuliana Rancic in fact I had to go find out what her name was just to post this… If liberals and black people are mad at her that is funny. Why go out of your way to defend her? She seems like a stunned cunt trying to defend herself now that people are mad. I guess the funny joke she made wasn’t even intentional. If that’s the case then she deserves the backlash. No one should defend her, she is an insult to comedy, whites, blacks, freedom, liberty AND America. Die bitch.

  13. Cam says:

    WAAAAAIT, Rancic is from Italy… I remember when Justin Beiber said nigger whoopi said he’s excused cos he’s Canadian. Maybe Italians are exempt too??

  14. Clifford Worley says:

    @Cam
    Well, the Sicilians are definitely exempt because they were spawned by niggers. Black blood is running through their veins. It’s a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin’ through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don’t believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin’ with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That’s why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it’s absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene.


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