During the “Arab Spring,” when most Hipsters were sucking each others’ dicks and turning their Twitter icons green and talking about how fantastic Facebook and Arabs were for creating a Revolution, we knew it would come to this.
Congrats: The Revolution worked and Facebook saved Egypt; now they have Democracy. Power to the people!
Oops: The people are psychotic animals who think that women should be stoned to death with the skulls and testicles of homosexuals.
Listen: It’s July 2012, and the stage is perfectly set to usher in the end of the world:
Keep brown-nosing the downtrodden Muslims, everybody. America and Israel suck shit and this guy is a genius. He’s like the motherfucking Islamic David Sedaris.
This country is so fucking racist. Why can’t a bunch of innocent Muslims lock themselves in an airplane bathroom for an hour without causing a panic? They’re just washing their genitals, jeez, fucking racist Jew-controlled country.
Fuck this place.