Last night a limousine rolled up to Max Fish and Lady Gaga stepped out like she was in a ZZ Top video. She jumped into the arms of a stranger and then said, “I love you Ben Cho” to Ben Cho.
Last night a limousine rolled up to Max Fish and Lady Gaga stepped out like she was in a ZZ Top video. She jumped into the arms of a stranger and then said, “I love you Ben Cho” to Ben Cho. I chased her into the bar and got this exclusive interview that is not available anywhere else but here.
STREET CARNAGE: Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga, can I get a picture of you with my wife?
Bodyguard: No, please step back.
Lady Gaga: Sure.
Oh my God. Our friend White Lightning is going to shit her bikini when she sees this. She’s obsessed with you. Do you ever check that site?
Forget it. Hey, that old NYU video of you is cute.
That old video from when you were an NYU student. You’re playing the keyboards like a little kid and you’re all brown-haired and shit.
I don’t know what you’re talking about but thanks. Um, can you —
Hey, did you see my Tweet about “Chillin”? I can’t believe it barely grazed the Top 100. It is the fucking JAM. What do they call that, “Go go music”? Whatever it is, it makes my speakers at home bawl their eyes out. That song put you in my good books forever. Can you believe fucking Barbara Streisand has the number one selling album in the country right now? It’s like the whole country is a retirement home.
OK, I have to go over here. My friends are over there.
That video where you’re a gimp is fucking brilliant.
Thank you very much.
Fucking LA Reid, eh?
Fucking LA Reid. Had you, said, “Meh, I don’t see any hits here. Let’s drop her,” then you go on to dominate the charts forever. He must be fucking kicking himself. Like that guy who kicked the Sex Pistols off of EMI.
I gotta go.
Hey did you know Ho-Chunk Indians used to say “Caca” for Grandma but then they found out that means “poo poo” so they changed it to “Gaga”? My mother-in-law is Indian, so the kids call her Gaga, and I just started calling her Lady Gaga. I just left her like, ten minutes ago. I was all, “Bye Lady Gaga” and then you roll up right after. How random is that? It’s randomonium!
Uh huh. Excuse me.