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Street Carnage
• 02.28.13 09:30 am

Fighting the plague of anti-Semitism is a full-time job, especially when you’re a country the size of New Jersey and the rest of the world is always player-hating on you.

The six women pictured here are contending for the title of Miss Israel in an effort to gain the ultimate prize, Miss Universe, in which female humanoids compete against all manner of female space aliens for the coveted trophy and assorted cash prizes.

Only one of them will make it to Miss Israel, and if the world is as anti-Semitic as we constantly suspect it is, she probably will not become Miss Universe and the Jews will have yet another reason to complain.

These pictures are taken from some weird website that’s written in some kind of scraggly font that we can’t make head nor tail out of. We’re just glad these women are here. And we know all six of them will eventually be scooped up by lucky Israeli men, who will then get henpecked and belittled until they die young and leave these women all their money.


  1. Zlur says:

    More Bush!

  2. Jewish Dean Martin says:

    Oy vey! Doubtless each is a Batsheba in the bedroom and a balebosta in the kitchen. Not a one here who’s tuches I wouldn’t nosh till the 2nd coming of the Messiah.

  3. Jewish Dean Martin says:


  4. Ecgtheow says:

    I hate every beautiful woman I can’t have.

  5. Joey says:

    Jewish women are so damn fine! Amon Goeth had it made.

  6. Christine Keeler says:

    Here’s a picture of them with the gloves OFF!

  7. Sniffy says:

    I’d like to invite the top two middle girls over to my house for a sniff party.

  8. Chapter After says:

    I’ll take Sniffy’s leftovers.

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