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Street Carnage
• 09.24.13 09:00 am


Note that Crass is given prominence over both the Sex Pistols and The Clash.

Only ONE is available, from the one and only Urban Outfitters. Only $375 plus shipping and handling.


Comments
  1. stujess says:

    let’s go pee on them.

  2. Gavin says:

    Never mind the shitty graphics. You can only use a motorcycle jacket with the flip down lapels. The quilted shoulders are also a no no. It’s not really for riding a motorbike. As Joe Strummer put it in “This is England,” “I got my motorcycle jacket but I’m walking all the time.”

  3. Joey says:

    Junior woodchucks…

  4. Simon says:

    Punk’s dead, you’re next.

  5. Mr. Blackwell says:

    That black model in a lumberjack flannel and a quilted “punk” jacket….

    what else is he wearing, a sequined thong and Crocs?

  6. Hunter says:

    Back patch looks like a page out of my 7th grade notebook.

  7. steve says:

    For some reason the red spades on the playing card really annoy me. Is that deliberate or is he retarded?

  8. I’m still getting over use of a black model, which I presume was them being intentionally obtuse and DIVERSE and “A black guy can SO play Hamlet!”-y.

    As I wrote yesterday, this DM commenter’s take stood out:
    http://www.fivefeetoffury.com/2013/09/24/the-black-model-is-a-nice-touch/

    “There’s also something sort of strange when old farts complain about a 40-year-old musical movement founded so that Malcolm McLaren could sell clothes… being used by Urban Outfitters to sell clothes.”

  9. And Gavin is correct:

    In the true anarchic, do your own thing-ishness of True Punk(tm), motocross jackets = poseur.

    As Viv Albertine remembers, we weren’t even allowed to wear brown.

    http://www.theglassmagazine.com/forum/article.asp?tid=998#title

  10. Lunchin' says:

    It’s awesome when you see rather shit “punk looks” put together like…

    1.)black leather bondage choker with a pad-lock closure,
    2.)black members only jacket,
    3.)pleated khaki dockers,
    4.)jungle combat boots, and
    5.)a latter day Greg Kihn hair cut.

  11. tb says:

    Hey, remember when Jen used to post stuff like this? Oh memories….

  12. Javonavo says:

    for sure someone ordered this, then saw everyone talking shit online and now is too embarrassed to wear it.

  13. Dan says:

    All the trendy Clash fans will buy it.
    Wankers

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