Posted by
D. Eric Beckles
• 07.31.08 12:40 pm

There are so many pressures these days that go hand-in-hand with just trying to keep afloat that you just can’t stop thinking about that Desert Eagle you got tucked away in a shoebox.

There are so many pressures these days that go hand-in-hand with just trying to keep afloat that you just can’t stop thinking about that Desert Eagle you got tucked away in a shoebox.

So, I’ll say it; sometimes it gets fucking super, not easy at all out there and you deserve better! Well, that’s why I recommend, just when you are about to go “shoe shopping”, you put on a cabaret inspired album that features a lesbian and a gay man aka ROUGH TRADE then, think of a music teacher playing at a piano bar and let ‘er rip with some serious fucking air-piano. (You won’t lose a toe, just your inhibitions)

I guarantee within thirty seconds you’ll be brimming in such good times your tip jar will seem HALF-FULL and all of the crap you had to put up with from your honkychinamanjewn-wordpakihomodyke™ boss, will wash away like skid marks in a Maytag.

I recommend: Birds of a Feather by ROUGH TRADE as seen here on the internet.

Also, any Billy Joel or Elton John will do or the score to a silent film. That’s always a fun one.


Comments
  1. Chachi and the Teen Angels says:

    Beckles… I love this guy.

  2. miaumiaume says:

    It’s kind of funnier just saying you’re going to do this. You know, instead of doing it.

  3. stevieknuckles says:

    Thanks to this video I LMO thinking about my music teacher. then i gave it a try.i LMO a bit mo.

  4. stevieknuckled says:

    Whats LMO? Lick my orifices? Lost mom’s oreo? Lounge maintenance overhead? I don’t think you’re supposed to make shorthand any shorter than it already is.

  5. Mystery Boner Theater says:

    I like the expressive piano gesticulations – Horowitz did the same thing.

  6. real bluebeard says:

    THAS FUNNY

  7. teenager says:

    why have a never been made privvy to Rough Trade before? What a jam!

  8. chris says:

    Excellent site. Good work.


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