Posted by
Gavin
• 05.29.15 11:22 am

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Ann Coulter is a withered old hag who uses shock value to sell books. Look at her face. What is she, 40? And her hair? Come on. Are we supposed to take this “woman” seriously? Her latest incarnation of Mein Kampf says Adios, America on the front but should really be called Mexicans Are Human Garbage.

I haven’t read it yet but the claims she makes in the book are as disgusting as they are outrageous. It all came out on a recent appearance of Fusion with Jorge (pronounced “Hor-jay”) Ramos. As the title implies, his show brings together all kinds of different cultures into a fun plate of multiculturalism that’s like fusion cuisine for the brain. (If you don’t believe diversity is our strength, check out all the cool restaurants in New York City. You can be served by a Somalian one day, a Turk the next, and a Glaswegian in between the two.)

Ramos appeared to be focusing on Hispanics throughout the episode he had Coulter on. It was a brilliant way to expose her irrational ramblings for what they really are: Shock Hate. I haven’t actually seen the entire episode but the Internet is rife with apt descriptions of what happened. The show started out with Ann being repulsed by a Hispanic woman of color who simply offered her a hug. After that, a documented boy from Honduras tried to reach out to her and open her eyes to the dangers of prejudice and Ann barked, “You’re not black so drop the racism crap.” Her hatred for Mexicans ran so deep, she couldn’t talk to any of the audience members. Ramos rescued them from her vile bile and bravely took her on himself. He told her America was becoming more diverse and she said, “more Mexican” is not more diverse. He asked her what her problem is with 11 million hard-working people and she said the number was 3 times that! She also said they’re not as nice as we think. “If you don’t want to get killed by ISIS, don’t go to Syria” she said before adding, “If you don’t want to be killed by a Mexican, there’s nothing I can tell you.” I mean, at this point you have to just give up. Even conservatives know the Hispanic crime rate is the same as that for whites. In her world, Mexicans don’t come here for a better life. They come here to murder people.

Ann, if you’re reading this. Show some humanity! We are a nation of immigrants. We stole this land from the Indians. Mexicans aren’t doing the same to us. They’re here to help us. Do you want us to put them all on a giant bus and send them home? Grow up!

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Comments
  1. Peter Castle says:

    While Coulter makes some good points, she is deliberately offensive and bullying.

    See “Coulter, Simply Offensive” at http://wp.me/p4jHFp-5i.

  2. Gavin says:

    I read your link and have come to the conclusion that you’re a fucking fag.

  3. Ben says:

    “I read your link and have come to the conclusion that you’re a fucking fag.” LOL
    Deliberately offensive people are great and important. Love em.

  4. Dad Religion says:

    Coulter is no more offensive and/or bullying than her counterparts–Maddow, Moore, Maher, etc. Which I’m sure all aforementioned will tell you has as much to do with profit as it does with conviction, the two are not mutually exclusive. Also, if you are a human who is honestly offended by pundits on cable television, then you need to get your shit together and not be such a pussy. The difference between Coulter and liberal pundits is fact-checking. Maybe Coulter is pushy and irritating, but people are killing the messenger. Her research is solid, she never fudges stats. You want to talk about fudging stats? How can the both the Vice President and President can go on record saying 20% of all women who attend college this year will be raped* yet get a total pass on the three networks, most of cable news, the majority of newspapers, magazines and websites, but Ann Coulter is getting reamed by the same outlets all this week for that Jorge Ramos interview where she didn’t fuck up one stat?

    *http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/wp/2014/12/17/one-in-five-women-in-college-sexually-assaulted-an-update/

  5. Dong says:

    “irrational ramblings”

    “venomous screeds”

    “aimless manifestoes”

    “schitzophrenic rants”

    If you ever want to discredit something someone has written without having to discuss its actual basis in fact, just pick one of the above four things and call it that.

  6. Benny at the Beeb says:

    She does flash a good crotch on occassion.

  7. Timbo says:

    I figured you were pulling something, but having to go over to takimag to find out, was stretching the gag a tad!

  8. Dan of the Mole People says:

    Why is it when people go after dipshit liberal populist views they’re ‘deliberately offensive”?

    Please be offended!

  9. Hooey Davis says:

    Often times when I already know what a person’s voice sounds like, I subconsciously have a tendency to read their words as if they’re personally speaking aloud. The first half of the article was totally Miles McInnes’ voice in my head. Appropriately, so.

  10. Hooey Davis says:

    With that in mind, this line made me chuckle reading it.

    “Her latest incarnation of Mein Kampf says Adios, America on the front but should really be called Mexicans Are Human Garbage.”

  11. Viki says:

    Dad Religion got right to the core reason I have been reading her columns faithfully for an “oh, time does fly by” number of years: her facts are good. So many hate her, but her research and facts stand. AND she’s hilarious.

  12. Zippy says:

    Ann Coulter is like those rock artists that flame out in the mainstream market and turn to Christian Rock to find a niche where they can perform. Would anybody listen to 5 minutes of her “comedy” if she didn’t intersperse political talk into her schtick?

  13. bour3 says:

    Top trolling.

  14. The Seahorse says:

    Zippy, I have about 8 Coulter books and if you read any one of them you would see how very well researched her writing is.
    Post your address so that I can mail you a can of Sanka.

  15. dick lubin says:

    dude gavin why havent you told her to shut her mouth, get married and start having as many kids as possible? doesnt she realize shed be a lot happier at home changing diapers instead of having a career?

  16. martin masi says:

    Gavin calling someone a fag is like Coulter calling someone a tranny. I’d bet Gavin would love to suck Coulter’s cock. He has already sucked everybody’s else cock at Fox News. That includes the ugly , disgusting Lisa Montgomery.

  17. The Seahorse says:

    Coulter is a natural leader and a well read/well thought out writer/speaker – Tamara Holder adds nothing to the conversation but others fashionable, leftist talk – name some relevant Holder books or arguments.
    One of the proofs that Coulter is good at her job and is “in the minority of women who are where they should be” is the fact that most people cannot take her on with coherent arguments.
    Ad hominem attacks on Coulter from the left and some people on here can’t do anything to her arguments.
    Don’t like it? Tell it to a wall.

  18. Dong says:

    @TheSeahorse, you’re like a random word generator of inane, legitimately dumb right wing talking points.

    Its evidence that you’ve traded in your critical thinking skills for the comfortable mindlessness and sense of belonging of retard partisanship.

    Now yes, yes, you’re about to say something like “WELL WHAT ABOUT THEM LEFTIES AND OBUMMER ON THE LEFT AND LEFT WING THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE LEFT WING BARACK HUSSIEN OBAMA JESUS LEFTISTS AND THEM DOING THE SAME THING TOO, COMMIES JESUS-JESUS-JESUS GUNS THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE MILITARY AND LAW ENFORCEMENT HOLDER FAST AND FURIOUS JESUS THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE BECAUSE WE USE LOGIC!!!?” which is roughly translated from partisan tard-talk to typical Whataboutism horseshit.

    True. Left wing partisan retards are just as bad as right wing partisan retards, but that doesn’t really make being a right wing partisan retard any better.

  19. The Seahorse says:

    Dong, Jim Goad is never going to read this and be your friend, kid.

  20. Dong says:

    What the fuck does what I posted have to do with Jim Goad? In that dull, ape brain of yours, how did that “logic” flow?

    (besides, I’m not really a fan of Goad personally. Excessively enunciative autists are somewhat annoying, however I do respect his output and status as a truth teller.)

  21. Teelar says:

    ANYONE WHO USES “BULLYING” IS A MEGA HAPPY SUPER DELUXE FAGGOTISSIMO.

    Also, the following words and phrases are issued by faggots:

    “Not so much.”
    “Artisan.”
    “Awesome.”
    “I wish to have a cock repeatedly placed in my rectum.” (Dead giveaway.)
    “Asshat.”
    “Tweet.”
    “Narrative.”

  22. Kram says:

    Ann speaks the truth. Refreshing

  23. Ross says:

    I am even more elated over the release of her book tomorrow.

  24. Carlos the Jackass says:

    So, so true. What a wonderful country we’d be again if everyone was like Anne and Gavin.

  25. A. Non. Amiss says:

    Whoa! Gavin! What great satire! I totes thought you were dissing Ann C., and then you revealed that you weren’t! So Andy Kaufman-esque!

    Both Gavin and Ann are proof that right-wingers cannot be funny. They lack imagination. Much like the sheep on this site who drink their cum. Figuratively speaking of course. They’re both dried up and sad in that area.

  26. John Thomas says:

    A. Non. Amiss, your’re so funny! And what a funny name, too! You’re such a clever little boy. And you said “totes” jokingly just like Jon Stewart. I think we’re kindred spirits in that I also like referring to people with opposing views as “sheep.” Or, if I’m being really funny and clever, I’ll say “sheeple.” It makes me feel like I’m so original and not a sheeple.

  27. John Thomas says:

    Martin Masi, aren’t you being kind of lazy with “ugly, disgusting” and all that talk about sucking cock? Could you elaborate more? I think Kennedy’s a pretty normal looking chick. Oh, and so funny about Ann Coulter having a cock. I get it. Because she’s a girl and girls don’t actually have cocks, but you’re saying she does because she’s so grody and you’re so funny.

  28. the token ethnic says:

    Meh. I’m a Mexi, but act and sound white. Americanized? Sure. I don’t get why I visit this site sometimes. Gonna go hear some Skrewdriver now, y’know… before they were racist.

  29. pat says:

    “Ann Coulter is a withered old hag who uses shock value to sell books.” /article.

  30. jamman says:

    “I haven’t read it yet but……
    …. the claims she makes in the book are as disgusting as they are outrageous.”

    This typifies liberal thought.
    My masters told me it was outrageous….let me pontificate on something I have not read. I’ll begin by calling her names.


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