The idea gays shouldn’t be allowed to serve in the military is pretty fuckin’ looney. Ask any serviceman – sorry, service person – and they’ll tell you fighting side-by-side with a queer is no big deal. But it doesn’t take a genius to know gays can’t keep their mouths shut.
On Thursday, Cmdr. Michael Misiewicz pleaded guilty to trading military secrets for cash, nights with prostitutes, and Lady Gaga tickets. Misiewicz’s case is part of a larger investigation, still underway, into the corruption of numerous U.S. Navy officers. One thing the investigation has already clearly uncovered, however, is that gays are unfit for high-level security posts.
Letting women into all combat roles was a terrible decision on its own. Almost as bad as the female firefighter shit. At least with chicks in combat, they’re only endangering themselves and fellow soldiers. Allowing gays to hold high-level security posts and handle top secret information, on the other hand, is putting our nation at risk.
I don’t think people truly understand how difficult it is for fags to hold in some juicy goss. Some might think it’s the same as it is with women but any moron should know queers aren’t simply chicks with dicks. They’re an entirely different animal. These are men who can’t even keep their sexual kinks private and have developed an elaborate system in order to broadcast them to other men. Their main beef with Don’t Ask Don’t Tell was not being able to talk about gay shit. When queens aren’t gobbling cocks, they’re spewing gossip and talking shit. It’s part of their charm but also what makes them a liability.
I guess you could argue Cmdr. Misiewicz and all the other men under investigation aren’t gay. The guy was married and the article doesn’t specify what type of hookers he was banging. But the fact they don’t specify pretty much proves it. Countless gay men have been married to women and if a guy is getting a hooker in Singapore, chances are “she’s” a lady-boy. He risked his freedom for Lady Gaga tickets, for fuck’s sakes. The dude even sent a text saying, “See, you ask – I deliver! Lol!” If a grown man, who’s in the navy, using the phrase “lol” isn’t gay then I don’t know what is.
Letting gay men serve in the armed forces is no big deal, especially the navy. Constantly being around strapping young men may be a distraction for them at times. But when it’s time to fight their minds turn to kill and survival mode, just like any other dude. Holding onto valuable information is a different story, however. And if we want to keep this great nation of ours safe, we’re gonna have to think twice about giving them some super secret information.