George Zimmerman, the world’s first “White Hispanic” and a man who is currently facing murder charges for gunning down Trayvon Martin, waddled into a courtroom the other day looking like New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.
He was obese with a goiter-sized double chin and a full yet neatly cropped head of hair.
Last time we remember seeing him, he was gaunt and had his head shaved, although his hair appeared to be thinning:
In the first shot most people saw of him, he was bloated again, with a werewolf’s ample hairline and a few days’ growth of facial hair. His nose also looked far less pointy than in all subsequent pictures:
Yet on the night of the killing, he looked super-skinny with an extra-mangled nose and apparently hadn’t wiped his mouth after chowing down on cherry pie:
A pre-shooting photo shows him to be of average weight, balding again, and with a mustache and goatee:
But another recent court appearance shows him with a full head of hair yet appearing somewhat overweight but not quite obese, with his skin a rich and tangy olive color:
And yet another booking photo shows with no facial hair, only slightly balding, and of apparently medium weight. It’s almost a composite of all the other pictures:
Georgie-boy, if you keep changing your story as much as you change your appearance, you’re fucked. Let’s hope your lawyer is better than your fashion consultant.