It doesn’t take a genius to realize women aren’t the most rational bunch. Whether it’s getting their hair did before showering, topping their drink with a napkin to ensure they don’t get roofied, or taking a cab when the bus is coming in two minutes; it’s clear women are an irrational breed. But nothing illustrates this any better than their refusal to use their period as an excuse for their shitty behavior.
While women are irrational beings, they’re also tremendous fucking pussies. Instead of nutting up and owning this distinguishable trait (men actually find attractive), dames tend to be ashamed of it and find ridiculous excuses for supposed shortcomings, wherever they can. But when it comes to being a cunt, they suddenly grow a pair and scream, “what, I have to be on my period to be a fucking bitch?” Unfortunately for chicks, they’re unable to grasp we know they don’t have to be on the rag to be a bitch but it’s the perfect excuse and by not taking this easy out, time and time again, women consistently prove how irrational, emotional, and obtuse they really are.
I’m not going to get into the science of what a woman’s hormonal fuckfest does to her mind, body, and spirit here. If you want to bore yourself to death with all that shit, go to WebMD or TeachMeSomethingWeAllKnowAlready.org. All that really matters is women act like even bigger kooks when they’re pissing blood from their penis-tracts than when they’re not. That’s a fact. They know it, we know it, and if they decided to use it as an excuse for being serious slags it would be one of the few times they’d have science on their side and sound totally reasonable. But they never do and instead, always decide to crank the crazy level up and get pissed at being handed a free “get out of being a crazy bitch” card.
Now, their irrational response to a legitimate question sort of makes sense, if they were on the rag. When it’s that time of the month, anything goes. Unless you’re a prude. So it stands to reason they’d spit in our face, when we extend an olive branch in their time of need. But they always seem to take offense to this inquiry, no matter what’s going on down there. Maybe it has to do with them being immature babies, who refuse to admit when they’re wrong, or maybe it’s because they’re just not that bright. But there’s no doubt they know when we bring up the possibility they may be on their period, that’s our subtle way of saying “you’re acting more irrational and shitty than usual.” How could they not?
A man only brings up a woman’s menstrual cycle when she’s being such a bitch that he doesn’t mind getting his head chewed off even more than he already is. It may be difficult for women to pick up on when they’re acting like a bunch of fucking cunts, but we’ve pretty much nailed down what causes them to cut our cocks off and bringing up their period is one of them. If women weren’t so obtuse, they’d be able to realize we only bring it up when they’re at their utmost crazy. Instead of flying off the handle, they could use the last ditch effort as an opportunity to take a timeout and blame their irrational behavior on that time of the month. By refusing to blame any bitchy behavior on that annoying Progressive Insurance chick, they make themselves out to be crazier than need be.
Only a handicapped child, feather indian, or man at the end of his rope would bring up a chick’s period, when she’s acting like a bitch. That’s because men aren’t so obtuse and we’ve caught on to how crazy women’s responses are to it. It’s too bad for chicks. If they were able to control their emotions and recognize it’s only a stupid question that’s asked when they’re acting crazy, they could use it to make themselves seem more levelheaded.