Posted by
Street Carnage
• 09.14.17 02:56 pm

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Ok, bros. We need to have a serious talk. What the hell is going on with all of you guys?

I understand a lot of you have been turned into wussies because of feminism’s recent dominance over our culture and there are a bunch of you out there who are worried about being sued for sexual harassment. I also get that there are a bunch of you out there who grew up without fathers. So maybe you are a little developmentally stunted and need some help when it comes to the basics. I don’t think any of this really excuses the measures some of you weenies are taking in order to get some pussy, though.

It’s always entertaining for us to see the measures men are willing to take in order to get in our pants. In case you haven’t noticed, we’re fans of attention and compliments. We spend a hefty amount of time and effort on our appearances and watching you guys make asses of yourselves or going to extreme lengths because of it is quite the compliment. Seeing a male gynecologist is far from entertaining though.

I don’t know how some of you imbeciles got it in your heads that becoming a gynecologist was a good idea. Maybe you heard we all want to marry doctors and you figured becoming one, who stares at vaginas all day, would make you some sort of pussy-expert/doctor hybrid. Causing crowds of women to come knocking down your door in hopes of the greatest marriage-sex life combination ever. If so, you figured wrong. And it’s not because we’d be too jealous about our man spending his days looking at other women’s private parts, either. It’s because when we see a male gynecologist, we see a retarded creep.

There’s always the chance these autistic neanderthals don’t recognize how gross and weird being a male gynecologist looks to us but do they seriously have no clue what they’ll be looking at? This isn’t primo poon we’re talking about here. This is the type of stuff even the most sex starved loser would have a hard time appreciating.

Despite what many of us may have said, we’re not like you guys. We don’t see exposing our private parts as a good pick-up tactic, as some of you gentlemen who send unwarranted dick pics do. Yes, there are a lot of women who enjoy flaunting their tits and asses on Instagram and maybe we’ll whip our jugs out at a concert but that’s the exception to the rule. For the most part, we’d prefer not showing our genitals to someone else. Unless it’s absolutely positively necessary. That’s why we’re so apprehensive whenever you dorks try to go down on us. That and because most of you all suck at eating pussy. That means when we really want someone to take a look, it’s probably not going to be pretty.

Even when we need to go in because something isn’t right but everything looks fine to the eye, these nerds never know what we’re talking about. Don’t get me wrong, it’s great they’ve learned to make eye contact and not stutter when speaking to women but they have taken a huge step backwards in the awkward conversation department. It doesn’t matter if they’ve come to terms with being gigantic sissy pants, who can’t pick up women, just because a guy IS a pussy doesn’t mean he knows what it’s like to have one. It doesn’t make things any easier if there’s another woman in the room trying to interpret for us. Maybe the gynecologist thinks it counts as a threesome but trust me, those wackos are all still virgins.

-NICHOLE GUNTERSLY


Comments
  1. OogaBooga says:

    Yeah, the pussification of the American male is totally to blame for the fact that America has become a vassal state. (BTW, “Vassal state” means we are Israel’s obedient bitch, bitches.)

  2. Dose of Reality says:

    EVERYBODY thinks Gynecologists have some glamorous job….. A hot college girl comes in and says she has trouble getting an orgasm and would doc demonstrate some stimulation techniques on her…. When in reality, he is examining some fat cow in her 50’s that complains that she has a stinking , pus discharge coming out of her matted hair pie.

  3. Friend-O says:

    Trump demands an apology from ESPN. That’s so bad-ass.

  4. ccoffer says:

    Good to see Gavin writing again.

  5. frzxc says:

    This video of a Nazi being punched will enrage Gavin (because he hates Antifa more than actual Nazis):

    https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/21856015_1564384306945252_7745713213253091328_n.mp4

    Oh that’s right, Gavin keeps saying Nazis don’t exist and the left is just looking for racism and can’t find any.

  6. happy wheels says:

    oh he look handsome :)


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