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SBTVC
• 11.02.09 11:00 am


Though we received over ten million submissions for best Halloween costume this year, there can be only one winner, and it involves tits. Here are some that didn’t involve tits.

Though we received over ten million submissions for best Halloween costume this year, there can be only one winner, and it involves tits. Here are some that didn’t involve tits.


“Hi there! I went as Falcor for Halloween. I haven’t gotten my hands on any of the pictures people took last night from the party, but here are the pictures of the whole process. Basically it was trial and error when the paper mache balloon I was going to use for the head attacked me. It took three nights of work, a ton of glue, duck tape, two boxes, and a bunch of clay. So many people lived out their childhood fantasies by pretending to ride me (dirty) and I even made a band stop their set when I walked into the bar. Great Halloween! :) You can see a more detailed description of the process on my lame (incredibly lame) blog.
Hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it!
– Kaitie”


“Preggo Zombie & George Washington Carver
– Tang”





“i went as GG Allin
threw on cowboy boots,black underwear, drew on his tats with marker, some shades, blood, dirt (hairspray over dirt so that it will stick to my body a lot better) brown paint mixed with some oats
fact check on my face book.
-ignorantlycrass”

Good work guys! You didn’t win this competition but you won the game of life. Congratulations!
Wait, that sounds sarcastic. We didn’t mean it to be. Fuck it’s hard to be sincere on this site.
-SBTVC


Comments
  1. "gg allins mom" says:

    im ashamed of my son

  2. POOKLES says:

    Never ending story characters make great Hallowe’en inspiration.

  3. b fox says:

    yeah falcor killed it.

  4. JuCIFER says:

    Falcor was rad, like a parade float.

  5. dry rub says:

    gg allin costume but no jock strap?

  6. mark "k-punk" fisher says:

    gg allin costume needs a teeny prosthetic dick (unless the guy really has a small dick)

  7. cephalod says:

    that was a great gg allin costume, thing.

  8. Boner says:

    “Probably going to give it to the Children’s Department at the library after.”

    Falcor, what a lass.

  9. louis says:

    I thought that guys name is luckdragon not falcor…has anyone ever rewatched it when they were an adult? Crazy depressing movie

  10. pizzacrust says:

    is the baby george washington carvers’?

  11. DICKZ says:

    yeah cuz gg would wear Am Appy briefs.


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