Posted by
Jim Goad
• 12.19.12 11:00 pm


Vicky Soto: She makes Head-Injury Boy’s injured head spin.

Hi James Thaddeus who’s [sic] book about sex I once ordered, I want you to create a thread about Vicky Soto — the beautiful HERO TEACHER from Sandy Hook…

I have a real crush on this girl because she’s so beautiful, and it was no surprise when the media selected HER to be the valiant teacher (because she’s so damn sexy…)

Please create a thread about her on your bulletin board — or hand off the idea to someone else by forwarding this email…

Attached are some of my favorite photos of her, and a lot has been written about her on the net…



 

Previous adventures with Head-Injury Boy:

THE INTERNET: A SOCIAL-NETWORKING TOOL FOR MEN WITH HEAD INJURIES

HEAD-INJURY BOY REARS HIS INJURED HEAD AGAIN!

HEAD-INJURY BOY GETS A GIRLFRIEND (WHO ALSO HAS A HEAD INJURY)

HEAD-INJURY BOY’S NEAR-MIRACULOUS CHECKOUT-LINE EXPERIENCE


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