In a previous post I detailed my decade-long one-way Internet pseudo-relationship with “Jared,” a head-injury survivor who feels a kinship with me because he believes I suffer from a head injury.
Yesterday he emailed me again. The subject header was “So I get the point,” and Jared proceeded to illustrate exactly how much he gets the point. I’m posting his missives for no other reason than the fact that I find them entertaining, and since I don’t watch TV, I require occasional entertainment. Since he claims his parents are millionaires, I’m faced with an ethical dilemma: Should I fuck him in the ass and collect?
You don’t want me on your internet board (which I read every day…)
I have a head-injury too, and I’ve contacted you in previous years…
MY PARENTS ARE REALLY MILLIONAIRES !!
And I’m an English Major with a Conc. in Writing at my local college
Plus I have my own apartment now and every month I go out to lunch with my
Minister (like today…)
MY PARENTS ARE MILLIONAIRES !!!
and I ordered your book once, but I never received it !!!
Should I order it again ???