Posted by
Jim Goad
• 11.14.12 10:30 am



In a previous post I detailed my decade-long one-way Internet pseudo-relationship with “Jared,” a head-injury survivor who feels a kinship with me because he believes I suffer from a head injury.

Yesterday he emailed me again. The subject header was “So I get the point,” and Jared proceeded to illustrate exactly how much he gets the point. I’m posting his missives for no other reason than the fact that I find them entertaining, and since I don’t watch TV, I require occasional entertainment. Since he claims his parents are millionaires, I’m faced with an ethical dilemma: Should I fuck him in the ass and collect?

The email:

You don’t want me on your internet board (which I read every day…)

I have a head-injury too, and I’ve contacted you in previous years…

MY PARENTS ARE REALLY MILLIONAIRES !!

And I’m an English Major with a Conc. in Writing at my local college

Plus I have my own apartment now and every month I go out to lunch with my
Minister (like today…)

MY PARENTS ARE MILLIONAIRES !!!
and I ordered your book once, but I never received it !!!
Should I order it again ???

 

—JIM GOAD

 


Comments
  1. raymi says:

    SO many questions!

  2. just a cunt hair away says:

    SO many linked raymi posts!

  3. TOMTOM says:

    I HAVE POPCORN AND BEEF JERKY AT MY HOUSE

  4. Anonymous says:

    Hahaha raymi sux


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