The world’s most incompetent blackmailer is also the gift that just keeps on giving.
Almost every night, I get a call from Taeil Kim and they all say the same four things.
1. Please remove my likeness from your site.
Not gonna happen. Remember those girls who tried to sue Dov Charney for sort of raping and basically sexually harassing them even though there were plenty of pictures, texts, and emails proving the opposite? We’ve kept those on the site despite failed legal protests to the contrary. That’s because we believe in a thing called “culpability,” a word the Internet Generation doesn’t seem to understand.
To be clear, this guy harassed Jim Goad and I for over a year with texts, emails, and phone calls. We didn’t respond to any of them. After the blackmail threat I thought, “That’s it” and made it all public. This isn’t someone angry about their privacy being invaded. This is someone who persistently invaded others’ privacy and is now angry about being exposed. In his bumbling quest to “expose” us, he only exposed himself. That’s what happens when you threaten people. You get caught. And the record stays public forever. And for the rest of your life you’re forced to wear a Crown of Stupid Laurels that you wove with your own hands. So the more messages he sends, the more evidence he compiles against himself.
2. I’m sorry I told people about the picture Dash Snow took of Earsnot putting his dick in your mouth when you were passed out.
There are some pretty huge problems with this smoking gun…
a) Said picture doesn’t exist. I think he might be talking about the Polaroid of someone (Ryan McGinley?) snorting coke off of Earsnot’s dick. Here’s a lesson, kids: You may want to own or at least have seen a photo before you try to blackmail people with it.
b) Even if this event had happened I would give less than one billionth of one percent of a fuck. I live in NYC and I’m married to a fag hag. I hang around the gays so much, I even know what a drag bag is. I see being a homo as about as shocking as being a vegetarian. Shit, if he had a documentary about me dating Earsnot for three years and then dumping him for cheating, I couldn’t care less.
3. I’m sorry I told people about that story Nicky Katt told me about your friends putting a used condom in your ass when you were passed out.
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