Posted by
Gavin
• 07.31.12 11:00 am

The world’s most incompetent blackmailer is also the gift that just keeps on giving.
Almost every night, I get a call from Taeil Kim and they all say the same four things.


1. Please remove my likeness from your site.

Not gonna happen. Remember those girls who tried to sue Dov Charney for sort of raping and basically sexually harassing them even though there were plenty of pictures, texts, and emails proving the opposite? We’ve kept those on the site despite failed legal protests to the contrary. That’s because we believe in a thing called “culpability,”  a word the Internet Generation doesn’t seem to understand.

To be clear, this guy harassed Jim Goad and I for over a year with texts, emails, and phone calls. We didn’t respond to any of them. After the blackmail threat I thought, “That’s it” and made it all public. This isn’t someone angry about their privacy being invaded. This is someone who persistently invaded others’ privacy and is now angry about being exposed. In his bumbling quest to “expose” us, he only exposed himself. That’s what happens when you threaten people. You get caught. And the record stays public forever. And for the rest of your life you’re forced to wear a Crown of Stupid Laurels that you wove with your own hands. So the more messages he sends, the more evidence he compiles against himself.

 

2. I’m sorry I told people about the picture Dash Snow took of Earsnot putting his dick in your mouth when you were passed out. 

There are some pretty huge problems with this smoking gun…

a) Said picture doesn’t exist. I think he might be talking about the Polaroid of someone (Ryan McGinley?) snorting coke off of Earsnot’s dick. Here’s a lesson, kids: You may want to own or at least have seen a photo before you try to blackmail people with it.

b) Even if this event had happened I would give less than one billionth of one percent of a fuck. I live in NYC and I’m married to a fag hag. I hang around the gays so much, I even know what a drag bag is. I see being a homo as about as shocking as being a vegetarian. Shit, if he had a documentary about me dating Earsnot for three years and then dumping him for cheating, I couldn’t care less.

 

3. I’m sorry I told people about that story Nicky Katt told me about your friends putting a used condom in your ass when you were passed out. 

This is 100% true and Nicky knows it because I told it to him. Here’s the game: If someone gets super wasted and passes out so hard they can’t be woken up, jerk off into a condom and insert it into his ass with a pencil. When he comes down to breakfast the next day, say, “Hey man, what happened to you last night? You were talking to some dude in leather pants and then you disappeared on the back of his motorbike.” Ideally, he gets totally freaked out and thinks a dude fucked him.
Unfortunately, the guys who tried this prank on me were pussies so instead of beating off into the condom, they used hand cream. They also chickened out of getting it in my actual ass so it was just sitting there in the cheeks. When I woke up I pulled it out and could smell the perfumed cream so I threw it on the floor and that was that. If it had worked, it would have been a good story. It didn’t so I rarely tell it. Here’s a blackmail tip: When threatening someone with a secret, make sure they haven’t put way worse shit out there already.

 

4. Just take it all down and I’ll disappear out of your life forever. You have my word. 
This has to be the first time someone threatens to blackmail a guy, then puts the guy’s email and phone number all over the Internet and then talks about his “word.” Ha hahahaha. His “word” hahahah hahahaha. (drying tears) hahahaha (slowing down a bit) hoo boy (dries last tear).

 

Anyway, these are the four basic points he leaves nearly every night at around 3 in the morning LA time. He’s also emailed them to my boss at takimag.com and my wife and my brother like they care.

 

Sometimes he implies he’s going to kill me and mentions that I have a family. He used to say the same about Jim Goad (featured here on his deathbed yesterday) but has recently changed that to something about Jim being too old and sick and not worth it. He also says he’s going to “get” Street Carnage contributor Lasse Holmberg Josephsen but he makes it “get with,” which sounds a bit gay.

 

—GAVIN McINNES

 

 

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Facebook (1) and Facebook (2), LinkedIn, Twitter, and (loneliness alert!) CampusBuddy. He’s currently a student at UCLA’s PoliSci department—(310) 825-4331 or frntdesk@polisci.ucla.edu.

 

(For those who missed them, here are Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3.)

 


Comments
  1. Jailbreak your iphone and install iBlacklist. If you block all his calls you’ll have more time to write “How to Piss in Public 2: Electric Boogaloo”

  2. Shit4Brains says:

    What an idiot! This may be the finest example in world history of something blowing up in someone’s own face.

  3. RED says:

    What’s a “drag bag”?

  4. matt p says:

    This dude just needs to move the fuck on, I enjoyed his Iraq entries as a fellow Iraq vet, but gimme fuckin break.

  5. Lasse says:

    Since I know he’ll read this:

    Hello, Taeil, you pathetic freak. How does it feel to have ruined your own life because you just wouldn’t go away and leave people alone? As I’ve told you several times, this is your own doing. You have only yourself to blame.

    And if you’re going to threaten me, please make it sound less gay.

  6. Zlur says:

    This is just GOLD.

  7. WELL COUDL SOME ONE PLEASE CLEARIFY THIS SITUATION FOR ME??? WELL I THOUGHT WE WEAR SUPPOSED TO BE SUPPORT THE TROOP’S PARTICULIARLY BECASUE TAEIL WENT TO IRAQ AND KILLED MANY ISLAMO-FASCHITS WHICH WE WOUDL OF DONE IF WE HAD TIME TO GO OVER THERE TO BUT WE OUR BUSY SO TAEIL IS LIKE A ‘PROXY SERVOR’ TO USE THE ‘WEB 2.0’ TERMANOLOGY.

    WELL DOES THIS MEAN THAT TAEIL WAS’NT ACTUALY IN THE ARMY? PLEASE ADVICE

  8. Anonymous says:

    Taeil has just crossed the Arizona border and is driving east in diapers so he doesn’t have to stop at rest stations.

  9. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    Hey at least someone thinks to call you… :(

  10. booty says:

    holy shit, I missed so much. I haven’t been to the site since march.

    but really, what is a drag bag?

  11. paul says:

    might be good to put him in jail soon…….. put him in jail.

  12. Texas Lawyer says:

    I specialize in entertainment law, so this is an area in which I have experience.

    Legally, he has zero right to demand you remove any of this material. Once he sent it to you, it becomes your property.

    If you haven’t formally notified him to cease contact (via email, text, or US mail), do it immediately. If he contacts you once after the formal notification, it’s a misdemeanor crime of harassment. Twice, it’s a felony. Multiple times, multiple felonies.

    What you’ve done here with this article does not constitute “contact” legally since he has to seek it out. “Contact” means sending you email or phoning you. Legally, he’s harassing you.

    And he’s also made what are legally defined as blackmail attempts. Money doesn’t have to be involved in the threat. In legal terms, blackmail is the threat to do anything unless a demand is met.

    I’ve sent you an email, too. Keep me apprised of what’s going on. I had a friend who was harassed by some asshole for years and so I have a personal interest in seeing assholes like this put away.

  13. Texas Lawyer says:

    I’d also suggest you contact the US Marines, since this is obviously very bad PR for them.

  14. Gavin says:

    A “drag bag” is all the drag queen shit in one carry all. If gays go to a party and they want to dress up in heels etc they will often come dressed normal, carrying a giant bag full of outfits, and then get dressed up in them later on. The bag is often quite heavy and for a partner to carry one’s drag bag is a sign they are going steady.

  15. Anonymous says:

    This dude is never going to be able to get a job. The Karma Police have him in custody.

  16. booty says:

    haha thanks Gavin for the explanation.

  17. User says:

    “My first attempt at Hall & Oates “I can’t go for that” karaoke!! — with Taeil Kim at The Gaslite.”

  18. Wow! says:

    I seriously can’t decide whether his face or his personality is uglier.

    Obviously his retarded Asperger’s rage is rooted in his fundamental unfuckability.

  19. Anonymous says:

    Last I heard he’s a coke dealer. The proper authorities have been notified. Have fun tasting Crip AIDS, dumbass!

  20. Tucker Max had the same stalker that broke into Ivanka Trump’s apartment. (when his message board was up, I used to go on there, and this Cloud guy was fucking crazy)

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2010/04/invanka_trumps_stalker_really.html
    http://gothamist.com/2010/04/02/ivankas_stalker_took_sick_to_anothe.php

    Tucker got Cloud to leave him alone by cutting off all contact, removing all mentions of him from his message board, etc. Ivanka had him arrested after he broke into her place. You might have to wait until he commits a crime. This really sucks, man.

    I wish there was a way for the mental health apparatus to get a hold of him and facilitate his firearms to be confiscated. I’m as pro 2A as Larry Pratt, but this fool has no business having a Swiss Army Knife let alone a firearm.

    If you haven’t, GO READ THE GIFT OF FEAR by Gavin De Becker. Now. He goes into detail about the mindset of the stalker, what they need and how to deal with them pretty effectively. The best advice I can give you is to cut off contact, don’t engage in calling him, wait for him to overtly threaten you or someone’s life or make some crazy pedophilia admission or something else that’s clearly illegal. The problem is this guys is being a raging dickhead. And that’s not always illegal. Andy Dick has built an entire career around it. And absent the clear breaking of any laws, law enforcement’s hands are tied.

    I think I remember reading somewhere that you said Taki was really rich. Perhaps he can hire Gavin De Becker (he doesn’t come cheap) to deal with this guy. He’s who Oprah, Glenn Beck and a bunch of other celebrities and executives who are still alive and safe employ.

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