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• 06.19.12 12:45 pm

Taeil Kim dished it out but is having a lot of trouble taking it. 

Facebook (1) and Facebook (2), LinkedIn, Twitter, and (loneliness alert!) CampusBuddy. He’s currently a student at UCLA’s PoliSci department—(310) 825-4331 or

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(For those who missed them, here’s Part 1 and here’s Part 2.)

  1. Jim Goad says:

    “In other words, I’m persisting in contacting you via email and phone messages, although you haven’t personally contacted me once in over a year, to remind you that I’m not contacting you or bothering you at all, despite the hundreds of attempts at personal contact I’ve made. I mean, it’s not like I went in and fucked with both of your Wikipedia pages multiple times only two nights ago or anything—after getting blocked from Wikipedia a month ago for doing exactly the same thing—so, um, really, uh, I don’t know what this is about. I want you out of my life entirely, except for continuing to contact you via phone and email and otherwise fucking with you in every way possible. It’s not like I’m constantly intruding on your personal life by sending you emails and phone messages—which, legally, is what constitutes “contacting” someone—nor, on the other hand, that I actually have to make the conscious choice to visit your website thousands of times daily to see any of this, which technically means you aren’t contacting or harassing me at all. Please be an adult about this.”

  2. Jim Goad says:

    “Oh, by the way, I have nothing to lose and you both have families. Not that I’m making creepy threats or anything, because as we both know, this means nothing to me. Just ignore the threats I made about showing Gavin’s kids pictures of their dad with a black cock in his mouth and also the multiple screen names I used to mock Jim’s murdered deaf brother. By merely documenting what I’ve been doing, they’re being the assholes, not me. Like I said, this obviously means nothing to me on an emotional level at all. I just hate when people harass other people, which is why this is such an injustice.”

  3. Zippy says:

    I forgot what I was saying, except that I’m so terrified, I didn’t want to use my normal fake name of “Zippy.”

  4. Lunchin' says:

    This makes no sense without having read Part 1.

  5. Lair says:

    Meet the world’s most bored and defeated sounding psychopathic stalker : Taeil.
    Sad just got a little sadder.

  6. Jim Goad says:

    “Uh, hi. I’m contacting you to ask you why you’re contacting me (even though you aren’t), because we both know I haven’t been contacting you (even though I have).”

  7. some stupid geek with a screen name about dog dicks or whatever says:

    Fuck, I can’t even get anyone to return my phone calls or emails, much less stalk me. Burns my ass, dude. Chaps my hide.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Virginia Tech.

  9. Lunchin' says:

    This seems pretty serious, not life-threateningly serious but more like “WTF is up with this shit” serious.

  10. Lunchin' says:

    How do you even reach this level of dysfunction with a random reader/contributor?

  11. Anonymous says:

    The story about Jim’s brother was the best, most touching thing I’ve ever read on this site.

  12. omg sooo randummm says:

    link to the brother story?

  13. ugh says:

    @Anonymous- Agreed.

    But for real- this is all more than enough for harassment charges, fellows. Dude is crazy pants. Call the fuzz or a lawyer or what have you, but you need to get this guy court-order medicated and away from firearms/campuses/your homes.

  14. John says:

    Off topic, but by far my favorite thing Jim Goad ever wrote was that Dead Heroes essay, where he spoke highly of Mr. Rogers. I have always found that to be very touching and well-observed.

  15. John says:

    Never mind, I just read the Ode to Bucky Goad. …

  16. kittikat says:

    Gavin and Jim, did you take this boy’s anal virginity???

  17. Anonymous says:

    Threatening children? Classy.

  18. Campin with Goat Sampson says:

    This kid is a pig rolling in shit right now. Also, am I the only one who’s going to bring up how he sighs in ecstasy after he says, “I just accidentally farted?” His name is basically, “Tail” that’s got to be the perfect stalker name.

  19. Anonymous says:

    Feel like this situation is different from normal stalker because of kim’s being an ex-soldier. Kim mentions experimental meds along with routine manic depressive medicines he hasn’t been taking, very troubling.

  20. stanky stanky says:

    Just read the story about Jim’s brother. Wow, that was very touching.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Last I heard he’s a coke dealer. The proper authorities have been notified. Have fun tasting Crip AIDS, dumbass!

  22. i know this guy says:

    Have u guys ever seen a Korean movie before? They’re hellbent on revenge. We’re all gonna die. This dude is a fucking wackadoo.

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