After hearing that it’s actually possible to pick up chicks on Tumblr, we decided to give it a shot and start our own official Street Carnage Tumblr.
Our Tumblr is better than this, promise.
So girls: Follow us, reblog our posts, like our shit, leave us notes — we’re doin’ it all for you.
And guys: Get the fuck outta here. Can’t you see we’re working?