Posted by
Benjamin Leo
• 01.02.13 12:00 pm


Internet People will complain about anything.

Hillary Fucking Clinton, The Mother of our Country, our most regal and prized of statesman, like a rare and precious ostrich – no, literally, her face has actual plumage – check her out on a Retina Display:

Our beloved future first female president gets a fucking BLOOD CLOT in her head, is rushed to the hospital, and Internet People still complain:

Are you fucking kidding me?? So now it’s Hillary’s fault you don’t have Aetna? Or that your Blue Cross Blue Shield are being dicks about elective medical procedures like not wanting your husband’s face to look like it got stuck in a wasp’s nest?

(I do have to hand it to this commenter though: best use of capitals EVER – it’s a great way to imply use of the word MOTHER-FUCKING without having the Daily News’ censors moderate your comment out:

My husband has (mother-fucking) PEMPHIGUS!!!

Look how fucked up that disease is by the way: Your face starts itching just the tiniest bit, your wife tricks you into going to the doctor by telling you it’s probably “nothing,” and within two months you end up looking like Tree Man (cured??)

Ai yie yie, ees too much. Get well soon chica!! Jou can do it mami, juss keep de positeev energy flowink.

And Mrs. Clinton: a speedy recovery to you as well.

Support link:

http://www.pemphigus.org/

—BENJAMIN LEO
@TheBenWord


Comments
  1. PEMPHIGUS face says:

    Shit was so cash

  2. Gavin says:

    I got an argument with my mother-in-law about this. She said “Republicans are saying it’s fake” to which I replied, “A lot of people are dubious of the timing of this ‘emergency’” I haven’t seen anyone say it’s a lie. Benghazi was attacked by Al-Queda. Obama sent his press secretary to a bunch of talk shows to tell the world that it was over a YouTube video because he didn’t want a terrorist attack on his watch. Hillary agreed and even guaranteed the father of one of the four dead Americans she would prosecute the YouTube guy. Then the press lady lost her job, Obama admitted “slopiness” and before Hillary could take any blame, she became really ill. What does she have again, a blood clot in her brain? Why are they talking about anti-coagulants then? I thought you didn’t do that for blood clots when they’re in your brain.

    http://www.althouse.blogspot.com/2013/01/the-clinton-clot-plot-thickens-or-thins.html

  3. free republic says:

    “a lot of people are dubious”
    a lot of people are assholes
    a lot of people are morons

  4. unimpressed says:

    “Are you fucking kidding me?? So now it’s Hillary’s fault you don’t have Aetna? Or that your Blue Cross Blue Shield are being dicks about elective medical procedures like not wanting your husband’s face to look like it got stuck in a wasp’s nest?”

    Is this satire? Hillary *is* in part responsible for the state of american health care:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_health_care_plan_of_1993#Defeat

  5. Ecgtheow says:

    They don’t want her to testify. Pretty fuckin obvious.

  6. Lester says:

    Benghazi = new Obama’s birth certificate. Hillary = horrible. I hope she’s okay but I hope she retires and with it her dominatrix style of “diplomacy”.

  7. Chapter After says:

    I’m having a W-chokes-on-pretzel flashback.

  8. zigmundroid says:

    Gaven,
    yes they give blood thinners. I suspect Hill will get Pradaxa or Xaralto, new blood thinners (expensive). Warfarin being the oldy but good anti coagulant(cheap, but costs to monitor). A good trauma center can also stick a tube up into your brain and get that clot, in an awful lot of tight corners. Some amazing shit I kid you not!
    Aggranox is another oldy used to prevent strikes (CVA’s)

    They don’t give blood thinners to people that are having a hemorrhagic stroke. That would be very bad Joo Joo.

  9. free republic says:

    Now she’s testifying. SO will there be a my bad? this conservative conspiracy-mongering is obvious sour grapes from people who couldn’t give a shit if 12,000 state department employees got shot tomorrow because they think diplomacy is for pussies anyway, but they found one thing that they think they can make Obama look bad with and will even go so far as to claim Clinton’s brain problem is fake and then when she testifies anyway they won’t go back and observe what total assholes they are for thinking that in the first place… fucking revanchist birch society bloody sheet waving american scotch irish garbage

  10. raymi says:

    Chelsea reminds me of Claire Danes, plain yet, something to her? Claire should play her in a movie.

  11. Scotty says:

    Chelsea looks like Clare Dames? I think the apt comparison to a 90s icon is Butthead. She ugh-laaay. Chelsea? More like Isle of Dogs!


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