Posted by
Gavin
• 10.02.08 10:13 am

Homeless people in new york
The general consensus is: New York has become yuppified and “old New York” is gone for good. Anyone who says this must have eyeballs that are allergic to junkies and bums because every time we step outside, we see a ton of both.

The general consensus is: New York has become yuppified and “old New York” is gone for good. Anyone who says this must have eyeballs that are allergic to junkies and bums because every time we step outside, we see a ton of both.

Like this scenario. What the fuck is she picking out of his crotch? Is her stash kept behind his zipper? Ok, that means she’s either a smegma junkie or she’s simply unable to get into the front of her own pants (are they perhaps, shit shut?)

And then there’s this fucking guy. In a desperate attempt to flee the cops, he first spends about a minute getting his bike into motion and then circles back around the squad car just to make sure everyone inside stays confused.

We thought asshole cops and ubiquitous yuppies made behavior like this impossible. Truth is, if you think there are no more junkies left in New York you probably don’t even live here.



Comments
  1. Ass and Titties says:

    I fucking hate homeless people. That corner of 8th and 14th should be gassed. They don’t add to NYC’s character. They just add to the smell. I encourage everyone to kick them while they sleep. Aim for the face. Stomp if you’ve got the guts. I fucking hate them so much.

  2. srsly says:

    perhaps if they just stripped naked then the authorities would be forced to do something about the situation- but then the homeless would only be playing into our hands when we force them to take “showers”

  3. gaysez says:

    What the fuck do you know, Canada? Most the places you drink your lattes in are places white people couldn’t have even set foot in 20 years ago.

  4. khan says:

    some disgusting homeless man festering in his own puke passed out on my doorstep when i lived on avenue c in 2002. i had to go to my shitty evil, corporate, soul sucking job and read websites like this instead of working because they gave me nothing to do. i asked the cops if they could do something since he was on my doorstep, and you know what they said. “he’s probably been there a lot longer than you.” well excuuuuse me, i didn’t know it mattered where i grew up. i have to work a crap job so i can pay my overpriced rent and then have $20 a day after bills. OH BOY.

  5. jumanji says:

    …if you like saxophones.

  6. lono says:

    New York is the safest big city in America by far.

  7. lono says:

    All the above comments and the videos seem to all be from a buncha cowardly spoiled brats who obviously didn’t grow up in the city and probably don’t have to worry about being homeless because your parents will pay for everything..including your rehab. Can’t wait till your past catches up with you! Please I hope the stock market crashes so you people have to live like the homeless people you hate so much. Eat the rich, hipster, yuppies!

  8. fat boys are back says:

    Lono: the stock market already crashed you retard!, and they’ve approved the bill that will bail out all of these cowardly spoiled brats parents.

  9. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something says:

    @lono

    You’re a cunt.

  10. homo says:

    All the above comments and the videos seem to all be from a buncha cowardly spoiled brats who obviously didn’t grow up in canada and probably don’t have to worry about being american because your government will pay for everything..including your rehab. Can’t wait till your past catches up with you! Please I hope the stock market crashes (I hate TV so much I won’t even read newspapers?) so you people have to live like the homeless people you hate so much. Eat the rich, hipster, yuppies!

    hahahaha…. you know, I was gunna try and just rewrite what he said and I just stopped.. reading it was enough…. wow… I’m in a state o shock and awe

  11. homo says:

    the people I know in NYC actually work… and quite hard might I add, you have to to live in that shitball place, and who the fuck do you honestly know that’s a real trust fund kid, seriously, name ONE!
    junkies on the other hand are fucking adults that choose to be drugged out scab farms, everyone knows that things like heroin and crack situations always end bad, no exceptions, and if you go on a stem bender you’d make it short, or be prepared to lose your fucking teeth, ADULTS!!!! you learn this shit in kindygartens, everyone knows what they’re doing when they’re setting up a rig. you fucking homo. do me a favor and pick up the book cocaine true cocaine blue, maybe you will change your mind about all those poor lil’ junkies (like the picture of the crack whore about to blow some guy for drugs while her son is on the same bed watching mommy pull that strange mans dick out, that’s the most mellow shit in that book)
    and the stock market thing,, holy cow, you are a total fucking idiot that isn’t worth the price of a bullet. go take a warm bath and open a few veins.

    1 love
    no color lines
    the boss

  12. brambilla says:

    there’s this homeless dude in Montreal who i fucking hate…he sometimes wears lettuce in his ears and smokes crack on the back of the 80 bus.

  13. homo says:

    dude, I work in the nickel in downtown LA (the resident evil district if you’re wondering).. nothing says just say no like driving to work after a night of powdering yourself and seeing half of miles davis walk down the street, sans eyepatch, and even worse, sans eye, just a pink hole “fuck an eye, at least I’m really really really really really high”.

    fight the power
    rage against the machine
    any machine
    ftw

  14. dr fuck you says:

    hey homo!
    I completely agree. But what about when ike turner walks up to your buddy’s car and doesnt have rock to sell. Then your white buddy gets almost arrestted for not buying crack the 2nd time. Niggers can be so inconsiderate when they’re homeless.
    drfu

  15. lono says:

    Buncha racist fucks move out of NYC

  16. lono says:

    hey Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles
    Your mother sucks off crack heads.

  17. lono says:

    At homo I can walk outside right now and find ten kids who don’t pay their own rent so shut the fuck up
    And since the economy is so fucking awesome I’m going to go out and rob someone tonight just for you! Preferably a dumb drunk yuppie hipster stumbling home, Then I’m going to smoke some crack!
    Drugs are awesome and I don’t read books!

    Stomp a yuppie for a crack head!

  18. lono says:

    Street Carnage is read by a buncha dissociated fucks who sit around all day in a fucking office pissed off cause they gotta suck someones dick to get ahead and the only ass they get is staring at Street Boners lol at this retarded site and the people who actually take this shit serious.
    What a buncha dumbasses. Talk a big game on the internet can’t wait till you run into someone out robbing for drugs and the pleasure of taking a pussies money.
    Fucking yuppy hipsters ruining the city.
    I liked it better when the city had character and wasn’t over run with buncha shit talking whiny bitches who are afraid of homeless people.
    http://www.capturedmovie.com/

  19. Ass and Titties says:

    I still hate homeless people.

  20. vinnie says:

    yo NY has changed so much, remember back in the days when the mets and yankees played at shea and the old yankee stadium?

  21. fat boys are back says:

    Lono: it’s the way of the world, there’s no stopping it.

  22. death breath says:

    New York city is probably the funnest theme park I’ve ever been to in my whole life!

    oh, and I read street carnage and I’m a welder who doesn’t work in an office…….just saying.

  23. homo says:

    street carnage is read by you, lono. it’s almost embarrassing what a fag you are.
    but yeah, I freeegin missa da ol’ fuugggin’ new york, gabeeeeesh?

  24. lono says:

    HOMO? YOUR A HOMO LOL

  25. lono says:

    Street Carnage is for pussy ass bitches who can’t get any ass….just saying…

  26. lono says:

    Change the world, stomp a yuppie today.

  27. Lono says:

    Hipster Yuppies are the real drug addicts plaguing this city! Only difference is homeless people don’t have internet access.

    Try reading something else besides street carnage and I’m a limp dicked scared of the homeless wet vagina quarterly.
    Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization
    http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html
    Yuppies hating the homeless since the 1980’s!
    http://nymag.com/anniversary/40th/50657/

  28. dr fuck you says:

    Ahh actually I have a great job and pay my rent, buy my own drugs, and gave your girlfriends that same sore you have on your lip now.

  29. Dr FAGO says:

    Change the world, stomp a yuppie with sores today.


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