Posted by
John Pittsley
• 02.15.17 07:47 pm

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Something ain’t right here. All these broads can’t seriously be that obsessed with this Beyoncé gal. Don’t get me wrong- She seems like an alright chick, I guess. But the amount of praise women heap on her is a little odd, don’t you think?

Chicks are supposed to hate each other. They don’t fawn over one another at every given opportunity. They may talk about how great another chick is when they’re forced to or around people they don’t really know but when they’re alone and with ‘friends’ they’ll rip any bitch to shreds. Chicks don’t do that with Beyoncé and it’s puzzling as fuck. They actually go out of their way to kiss her ass. Even her husband or boyfriend is a total pussy for her too. Isn’t he a famous rapper or something? I thought those guys were loud and arrogant. This guy almost seems like a cuck, kinda like he’s been getting it in the butt.

The only other chick who’s ever come close to getting the same amount of love as Beyoncé is Hillary Clinton. That made sense. She was trying to do something no other lady had done before: become President. Plus she was up against some woman-hating sexist. Chicks almost didn’t have any other choice but to suck her dick. She was totally nonthreatening too. Sure, she was a pretty successful and powerful woman but she didn’t really have any of the things broads get jealous of and start catfights over. The woman wears pantsuits, has a horrible haircut, and her husband is known for getting his dong sucked by sluts. Most broads probably felt like they had to say, “I’m with her” out of pity. This Beyoncé gal is a totally different animal. She’s the type of broad chicks love to hate.

Beyoncé is the perfect example of someone chicks will act nice as can be to her face and then criticize the living shit out of when she’s not around. She has all the things they actually care about: she’s rich and famous, wears fabulous clothes, lives a seemingly wonderful life, and is beautiful too. These are the things chicks wish they had and when another chick has them all it drives them nuts. Even more nuts than they usually are. They won’t just talk behind the gal’s back, they’ll try to ruin her and then wallow in her misery. They don’t do that shit with Beyoncé and it doesn’t make any sense, because the bitch has lost it. Look at her, she’s fat as fuck, dresses like a mentally ill queen, and lost a bunch of Grammys to some Patton Oswalt looking chick. She has clearly fallen from grace. Chicks should be dancing in the streets like muslims on September 11th. They don’t though, they actually call her “Queen B” and not in a snarky bitchy way either. A bunch of people even want her to be their mommy. What the fuck is that about?

Only a twisted motherfucker would want someone else, other than their birth mother, to be their mommy. It takes a fucking sicko to say such a thing or applaud a ridiculous statement like that. Doing that isn’t just weird as shit, it’s disrespectful as fuck. No one should ever do something like that. If a mother heard or saw her child do that she’d cry her eyeballs out till she was blind. The only time it kind of makes sense for a woman to do that sort of thing is when she’s in bed and that’s only because they do it so often. That tends to only be when they’re with a dude and saying “daddy” though (which is a major boner killer by the way). That’s what makes it quite clear this has nothing to do with admiration for an outstanding woman and everything to do with some twisted sexual fantasy a bunch of retards have for an overweight transsexual singer with a big dick.

It’s pretty clear this Beyoncé woman isn’t really a woman, she’s a tranny with a gigantic dick. That’s why all these women are obsessed with her, because they’re size-queens and they know she has a big schlong. Chicks can sniff that sorta thing out from a mile away. You ever notice how when they say, “he probably has a tiny dick, anyways” they’re usually right? Happens to me all the time. Well, they’re just as good with knowing when a dude’s got a humongous dong and that’s what’s going on with Beyoncé. These demented lunatics who are in love with her just want a taste or glimpse of it. And this craziness won’t stop until she whips it out and shows or sings about it to the whole world.

-JOHN PITTSLEY


Comments
  1. Bend Over Rover, Let Beyonce Take Over says:

    Ha ha ha!
    I think Pittsley has tranny penis envy. Sucks doesn’t it John when your girlfriends eyes get real wide when you’re watching “Carmen’s 12 inch Banana Queen does Rio” and then she looks down at your acorn and says “it’s alright Johnny, size doesn’t matter” bwaaaahahahaha!!! Suuuuure.
    That’s the beginning of the end, heh Johnny. Next time you take an especially big size dump, think about how a yuuuuuge Cock would feel for your girlfriend and then next time you prick her with your needle dick realize she wants a banging not acupuncture. Bwaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!

  2. Layme the Sphincter says:

    Hey kids! Who says this blog is over. Let’s search the archives and MAKE STREET CARNAGE GREAT AGAIN!

    Here’s an oldie goldie when this place was fun and full of comments galore. This episode is brought to you by Street Carnage’s own resident narcissist yay! The one and only Raymi the Minx aka Lauren White the blogger who these days is on some kind of hiatus but can always be found on her web site taking pictures of herself, lots of pictures, so many that she’s giving Narcissus a run for most self centered person in the Universe since Ptolemy. Without further ado, tah dah!
    http://streetcarnage.com/blog/i-got-stalked/
    Don’t forget to read the comments which is Raymi’s own personal ROASTING!

  3. Bill Cosby: America's Favorite Rape Ape says:

    Poor Raymi. I almost feel sorry for that rapidly aging mirror whore. I mean c’mon, what is it like to have a life thus far wasted on frivolity and nonsense with nothing to show for it? What is it like to know deep down inside, you’re going to die all alone? No kids, no family, nothing. There’ll be no one around to remember her. No one to care. The only true companions that she ever had were a bathroom mirror and a fucking smartphone. Uuugh… But hey, at least she got to go to some kickass parties! Amirite Raymi? Huh, amirite? OH YEAH!!!!!

    PS: Everybody please take a moment to say a small prayer for those poor souls for whom once the party ended, were forever lost.

  4. Selfie Absorbant Pad says:

    Yeah even GG Allin had at least a dysfunctional family of heroin addicts to see him off to oblivion. They even fondled his microscopic penis as he lay in his casket and later pissed and shit on his grave stone after the coffin was lowered. Raymi won’t even have that to look forward too.

  5. Train Wreck Voyeur with Impeccable Manners says:

    Raymi the Shrew says:
    11.04.10 at 06:16 am
    Here’s how Raymi defends herself againt another blogger’s mild criticism: copied from ‘Raymi’s own website:
    “who the fuck are you anyway? i didn’t even know about your vapid reference to me until one of your online publication’s competition (who looooooove you btw)(snicker) contacted me about it. you are just another blatantly un-self-aware no one writing about someone for someone else. (does that feel empty?)…COOL STORY KATE…ps. maybe if you learned to make your life appear to be more exciting than it is you wouldn’t have to make wimpy cattiness attempts about other people’s lives…you make no fucking sense.
    i could be blogging from a box and it’d be diamonds in fact i made a post once entitled: segliuwegeuwigub and the body simply said FART. it received over 50 comments. can you type fart and get high fives for it?”
    Wowee wow. Now that’s writing.
    comment from toronto-ite:
    by JohnnyQuest
    Apr 20 2010
    9:28 PM
    Raymi is Toronto’s slowest moving train wreck and it is so hard to look away.
    Read more: http://network.nationalpost.com/NP/blogs/toronto/archive/2010/03/08/my-toronto-ultra-prolific-blogger-raymi-the-minx.aspx#ixzz14J72SYBd

  6. The Real Ooga Booga says:

    Now come on, everybody. Don’t post but sing! When I see all the beautiful women out there, I just want to give them the praise they deserve. Now sing this song and tell me it doesn’t make your loins come alive!

    All the single ladies
    (All the single ladies)
    All the single ladies
    (All the single ladies)
    All the single ladies
    (All the single ladies)
    All the single ladies
    Now put your hands up
    Up in the club, just broke up
    I’m doing my own little thing
    You decided to dip and now you wanna trip
    ‘Cause another brother noticed me
    I’m up on him, he up on me
    Don’t pay him any attention
    ‘Cause I cried my tears for three good years
    You can’t be mad at me
    ‘Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
    If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
    Don’t be mad once you see that he want it
    If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
    Oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh
    ‘Cause if…

  7. Where Da 72 Virgins At? says:

    What a fucking gold digger that cunt is. That pussy is bartered for cuck servitude (marriage) as if it’s gold plated. It ain’t golden went a train load of apes have already polluted that cum bucket. She’s damaged goods and shame on anyone for being suckered into putting a ring on that hand that’s milked so many diseased dicks.

  8. NYU Student says:

    So this is the fascist’s blog. Exactly what I expected with drooling comments from your Proud Boys. I wonder if this site has been flagged by the SPLC? Hmmm? I visited your Neo Nazi fellow traveler Richard Spencer’s Radix Journal and at least he has high brow contributors who couch their bigotry in a sophisticated veneer. Your contributors like this idiot John Pittsley are an embarrassment which leads me to believe that your whole shtick is nothing but attention seeking like that little creep over at the Daily Stormer – Andrew Anglin. I know, it’s all for the LULZ. Problem is some of these low I.Q. types are being radicalized regardless of your twisted motives. How your eyes feeling Gavin?
    Can you clearly see the consequences?

  9. Hersh Reality says:

    People on here are being “radicalized”????
    .
    If most of them get up from their computer long enough to not shit themselves, it will be the most “radical” change in their daily lives.

  10. OogaBooga says:

    Mobs of violent masked cowards swinging pickaxes and smashing windows and committing arson and sucker punching people they disagree with and macing young girls point blank in the face is the best way not to radicalize people.

  11. cntz says:

    In Episode One, Alyx shoots down zombies with her shotgun. Courtney Stodden got bigger boobs and photos posted online show her
    sashaying around in a tiny black bikini. Pamela Anderson may be seen as a synonym in the dictionary for breast implants.

  12. Student of Anatomy says:

    Ber-yancy’s surely got a berserker under that skirt. We are all being prodded by it daily; however, tranny? Where is the telltale Adam’s apple or 5:00 stubble? She lacks grizzle… I find her more in the “ladyboy” tradition. Songbird-demureness + “bama” black + giant banana underneath is thus “The Triple Package” authors warned us about. Look for more “alpha males” to become dysphorically Beyish in the “best of both worlds” 3rd-arms’ race. Adele was right to cower.


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