Posted by
Jesse Andrew
• 10.01.12 09:00 am


One of the worst things a man can say to his girlfriend is that she has a stinky pussy.

Women flip out when this topic is brought up, and I don’t get why it’s such a touchy subject. Why are women so sensitive about their pussies? Granted, a stinky pussy is one of the most depressing things in this life, and to smell the filth on your finger is almost enough of a reason to chop it off.

Women are beautiful and their pussies are supposed to be delicious, tasteful, and capable of turning your whole life around. When a dude comes across a stinky vagina, it’s the same feeling of being at your best friend’s funeral. As much as my ex-girlfriend turned out to be a dud, her pussy was perfect and that’s how a pussy should be—flawless. My balls may smell and taste like sour milk, but so help me God if a girl has a stinky pussy she’s garbage and needs to sleep on the floor.

Did you know a woman can smell her own stinky vagina when opening her legs? I do, because I just Googled, “What causes a stinky pussy?”

Here are the results:

1. Vaginal discharge.

2. Poor hygiene.

3. Vaginal infection (yeast infection, Chlamydia, etc.)

4. Foreign body in the vagina (condoms, tampons, etc.)

Ways to cure a stinky pussy: applying yogurt (no sugar) and drinking cranberry juice. At this point you are probably thinking the same thing I am: “If a woman can’t maintain her own pussy, is she really ready for a relationship?”

Granted, this same thing can be said about dudes and premature ejaculation, but this is about chicks, so let’s stay focused. If your chick has a stinky pussy, you can’t just come out with it because a woman can’t handle negative feedback. You have to dance around it. I suggest writing it in a poem format with flowers.

As seen here:

“Baby, my life without you would be unbearable,
but pumpkin, your pussy smells terrible.
I don’t know what it would be like to lick the inside of a dead cat,
yet strangely enough, it’s exactly where we’ve arrived at.

I’m not asking for you to leave me,
I’m not like a doctor with any kind of degree,
but I know a stinky pussy, for a relationship, isn’t healthy.

Together, we can beat this,
and one day soon I’ll be able to give your sweet pussy a French kiss.

But here tonight,
I’d rather take my own life, with a knife, or even a spoon,
because it would hurt more and take my mind off the fact your pussy smells like maggots in bloom.

Never forget: I love you, boo,
from the first day I met you, your pussy has been something for me to look up to, dip into, fall into, head over heels.
Let’s cure the stink together, tonight, baby,
make no maybe about it, this shit is long overdue.”

Something like that. Make her feel loved. A pussy is a very foul, demon-like hole, that needs constant attention or bad things will happen.

 

—JESSE ANDREW

 


Comments
  1. OMG Dr Drew and Adam Carolla were just talking about this on the weekend. I mean in a podcast

    http://www.adamcarolla.com/dr-drew-bonus-episode-8/

  2. BillyAIDSvirus says:

    i don’t mind a fish taco, i didn’t want to wash my hand after the first time i fingered a girl. there needs to be more positive portrayals of vaginal odors in media.

  3. Dickwhipped says:

    The irony is that usually a “stinky pussy” is caused by a bacteria-ridden dick. Hence why dudes are supposed to take antibiotics CONCOMMITANTLY with his female sex partner, otherwise he will just keep re-infecting her with his STD that is unfairly symptomless for dudes. Grow the fuck up, you misogynistic fucktards! And learn some basic 10th-grade Sex Ed SCIENCE!

  4. Scott Masters! says:

    Ewww. I can smell Dickwhipped’s stinky pussy from clear across the internet! Cross you legs, Brenda! Gosh.

  5. shawn says:

    Unfortunately, some ladies have heard a fucked-up message saying that ANY cleaning of the pussy messes with their ‘natural’ flora. Douches are usually bad; That is true. Soap and water and a little elbow-grease is always good. I actually had to explain this to one of my exes. Not easy to do.

  6. shawn says:

    By-the-by ‘Dickwhipped,’ that only applies to yeast infections. We may be RE-infecting but we’re not the cause.

  7. YouStink says:

    So I can only assume that a man can smell his own stinky dick. And by the sound of it, yours can’t possibly smell like peaches and cream. Be thankful that any girl, stinky or not, would allow you to be within sniffing distance. Your ex is lucky she got away. You’re disgusting.

  8. Ring Kodney says:

    uh. bullshit, dickwhipped. some chicks just stank.

  9. rob-omb says:

    On a related note, do you need to use the same poetic method to tell your girl she needs to shave that shit if she wants you to go down there?

  10. E says:

    Bacteria Infection. Take antibiotics and tell ur bf to do the same. Cheers fuckers.

  11. kingconch says:

    so i guess blacks/latinas are out of the question, huh?

  12. shawn says:

    Hello, YouStink! I think your point is that I may not be able to tell that I have a bacteria-ridden penis. This is a fair point. It is refuted because the smell or bacteria on my penis was never an issue. Not once. If I may be so bold you seem to be sensitive to the implication that ANY woman could have a bacterial infection removed from her male partner. This is categorically false. A bacterial infection does not make a woman substandard, it’s just something that happens. As for how she’s better off without me… That may be. It is, however unrelated to the state of my penis. And by the way, calling me disgusting is an ad hominem attack. It has nothing to do with yeast infections, my personal opinions of them or my quality as a partner.
    Hello, rob-omb! I prefer a little trimming but am happy with a hairy pussy. It’s delicious and nutritious.
    And E is right.

  13. phatdick says:

    I once went on a date with a girl nealy 30 years ago and remember to this day how bad she was. You see after fingering her i looked down at my hand and it had this pasty slime that created webbing between my fingers and made it look like a frog foot and smelled like a week old fish laying in a dark humid hot area. I just about threw up
    I remember dropping her skank ass off at her car and i hauled ass to one of those do it yourself car washes. I couldnt get out of the car fast enough and enter the quarters fast enough. I sprayed my hand off with soap, rinsed and then wax.
    Damn!
    I never did that again, thats the worst case of rotten crotch i ever encountered!
    my dad used to say “if you get past the smell you got it licked!”

  14. Peeing Razors says:

    IM speechless. Coming from a man who likes his girlfriend to pee in his mouth. I maybe in the wrong subject gr6up

  15. dgshroom says:

    been with many females over the years,latest and nowhere near the best is only an associate.shes the only one with a recurrent issue in this subject, unless told like a little child, i am coming over and things must be clean…they wont.i look at her house cleaning and see the same issue,really, i do. its usually poor passed down cleaning habits and or oral neglect or both. have had many women and loved them ,but a bad smell means put your pants back on and go home, they are just filthy,infected,or fucking lazy!

  16. Anna says:

    Women do take negative feedback bro.. Trust me, I listen when a guy gives me pointers… Results? I’m very confident in my sexual ability because I feel like I have insider info… The poem thing is just stupid, it would make a woman MORE likely to go off on you.. But that’s just me, I don’t dance around things and don’t like when men do either I’d rather save time and effort by just getting on with it… If there’s something I have the ability to fix for my man then yeah ill fix it if the request is reasonable.. I mean I wouldn’t get a boob job or anything but if he wanted me to shave or fix a smell I’d certainly listen..

  17. jackson says:

    bunch of idiots! you’ve had a woman long enough to even begin to understand how things work, do ya? , fucking random woman is one thing (you don’t talk much) but the only pussy i lick, is the one of a woman i care about, that i actually give a shit what she says. thanks Anna.

  18. Rand1 says:

    Hello all,
    Stink is universal to all people regardless of sex, but uncleanliness is different. I have worked in hospitals and have seen both types. As far as this thread goes, if you’re in a relationship and the person stinks I think you should be able to tell them. My wife as do all people regardless of sex has her own natural smell, and that smell is one that I love and gets my juices flowing. I did at first thought it smelled funny but 3 kids later and 20 years of marriage it is a wonderful smell. People need to stop thinking of women as objects and men only as assholes, even though their are assholes of both sexes out there, and learn to enjoy!!! Vagina’s are wonderful things!

  19. Realist says:

    All vaginas smell bad at one point or another. It’s the reality of the situation. It isn’t always relative to an infection. Some women may not want to accept this FACT. But what we want and what the reality of things are is two different things. Having said that there are times when a woman’s vagina should not have a foul odor. This all depends on what level of hygiene a person maintains. But there is absolutely no excuse to have a stink vagina and not know about it; and if a women has an odor and is still willing to engage in intercourse, that is a sign not sleep with her.

  20. jussMe says:

    Wrdd i do believe in every vagina stinking at one point …but ..should or shouldn’t girl to have a smelly vajaja more than a couple years is my question …after a while i bnelieve that its all in the girls responbility as a woman …@ one point ok …understandable but if u ladies r having this problem for more than a year …yall juss not taking care of yaselves correctly …n if ya really have a problem with accepting it then fucking take care of itt ..

  21. Jason My dick is 12 says:

    You sound like you are retarded by the way you type all this shit and make it sound so dramatic..
    I am a guy who got on the internet and written down stinky pussy because my fuck friend pussy doesn’t smell right but hell, calm down.
    You are like the hitler speech giver of stinky vagina blogger.

  22. small peepee says:

    WTF??

  23. Dude323 says:

    I’ve gone down on my woman, but only when I’ve had a cold, that way my nose is stuffed up and I can’t smell her normally stinky vagina. (It smells like rotten fish and old work boots.)

  24. i.m. hung lo. says:

    If it smells like fish ..eat da whole dish…….if. aloneit smells like colone..leave it alone !

  25. i.m. hung lo. says:

    if it smells like perfume..leave the room ! (Privious typo)

  26. i.m. hung lo. says:

    one time I fingered this chick for ten minutes..and my finger was pickeled for the next 2 days..and soap didnt’ work. Them are the ones who need to douche with liquid plumber.or something.

  27. i.m. hung lo. says:

    I like a bearded clam much as the next guy…but when you encounter one with a discharge that smells and looks like tartar sauce…back off..save yourself man !

  28. i.m. hung lo. says:

    Rule of thumb….get a piece fresh slice of virgina ham…..a normal vagina should smell the same if its clean..also it should taste the same.sweet and a lil’ salty….no anchovies. That’s why they call it a slice of of pussy. Some chicks are sqeaky clean..some don’t even wipe after a piss..pull em up and run…..don’t marry a stinkhole for life.

  29. Scooby says:

    If it stinks, be careful. She might have STD!!!!!!

  30. shortcexi says:

    i believe normally, all vagina stinks at a certain point and it also gets better at a certain point too. Have experienced so much of it. If a vagina stinks constantly, that means something is wrong somewhere or she’s not been takin care of her selves, or poor hygienic. Women shuld eat fruit everyday and take her bath twice a day, morning n night n change her panties everyday 2. Also a woman shuld be conscious abut her eating habit. She shuldn’t everything that can pass thru her throat. Thanks

  31. Lisbet says:

    On the stinky pussy issue…. Infection can cause odors and should be dealt with promptly. Yeasts do not cause odors. A fishy odor is a very bad sign. I agree that everyone has their own smell but what many people don’t realize is that a woman’s smell, and the consistency of her vaginal secretions are affected by her monthly hormonal cycle. The smell of a person’s bodily fluids is also affected by what the eat, a lot more than most people realize. To the ladies, keep it clean and dry and if you see (or smell) signs of infection, see your doctor. Untreated stds can cause sterility, certain types of cancers and pid. To the gentlemen, if you suspect that a woman is carrying an std use a condom. If you have had unprotected sex get tested and treated. Other people have said, and it’s true, that men can often carry an std and spread it from woman to woman, they may have a disease for years and never have any symptoms. Respect your partner before you accidentally give her a disease that could kill her. I work in an obgyn office and I’m a Lesbian. I know all about pussy ;-)

  32. i.m. hung lo says:

    Bet ya all didn’t know hepititus 2+3 can be contracted through any kinda sex..who ever has hep. Should tell partner..it could be da. Poke of infection..or kiss of death…hep is da new silent killa…bet ya didnt’ know..get a hep.viral blood test……

  33. Dr. Mehet Ozarian.M says:

    MR.LO. is 100% correct; hep.2&3 can be contracted through sex and any exchange of mucus with the infected partner; very true fact.

  34. Dr. Mehet Ozarian.M.D. says:

    I bumped into this site because viewerrs ask this question many times….I would like to view this taboo featured on my show.very interesting topic..besides my wife isn’t really up to snuff anyway….keep the coversation going.. Tell others !

  35. ShayShay McStankPuss says:

    Im so glad I found this! It’s good to hear what the men’s b thinkin, cause my coojie smell like dead bodies n shit! Fo real, I gets me a whiff an I wanna puke so I wear two underwear s & a car febreeze clipped on the front. My husban say it smell like dead people an rotting cadavers with an old fish & skunk tartar sandwich left in the sun. He don’t go near that shit & I don’t blame h. He smell like ripe ass his own damn self but he right my cunt b worse than death. I scrub that shit with peroxide and Lysol & douche with vinegar and roast beef but still it smell real real bad. I b thinkin oh goin to the dr to have that shit plugged except for a tiny pee hole. What else I should do bout my rank ass pussAy? Thx

  36. Dr. Mehet Ozarian.M.D. says:

    Shay shay.your problems of stench is over….there’s a in office pprocidure I call the chuck taylor’.what we do is put you under and we pierce the right + left vaginal lips 4 times on each side. Instal piercincing plugs in 2 weeks and remove.now you can string it up like asneaker.most like pink laces….mabey a funky green.just untie to urinate…stink be gone. Its a new laceopritry surgery….

  37. sofreshnsoclean says:

    Ya the piem was a little excessive… it is true that men pass bacteria into the vagina and can fuck up the ph balance. but at the e shouldn’t be same time she shouldn’t be trying to have sex with anyone till she gets that taken catr of…

  38. sofreshnsoclean says:

    Wow i suck at typing…. idk how i even got on this subject site… maybe my roommate has a lil problem lol

  39. Someone says:

    When I’m hornyyyyyyyyy I love the pussy smell, after I’m done I hate it!!!!

  40. heyheyhey says:

    Jesse, you were just expressing you’re self about you’re issue with women with stinking vajjjs, well
    My husband loves, and I do mean he loves,the my pussy smells, you know us women do go.through alot, and we
    Are to keep it clean, as much as possible,aspeacialy if the man is clean and the woman is clean,and y’all ain’t out there
    Given it to other people, shit people having forms of bestiality is sicking as well,you just never know what people are
    Finding them self doing today, men and women can be very nasty as hell, but if you smell, goes for both the male and female, go get
    Right, :) peace

  41. BiggestDikInDaRoom says:

    Like a previois blogger said… When im horny pussy smells good and looks like a red rose.. but after i blast my penile plasma all ovover her silly grinning face.. it stanks and looks like a stepped on roast beef sandwich..

    lol.. when i was younger i didnt give a shit if her axe wound stunk.. id fuk her anyway then talk about her nasty ass to my buddies..
    .. come to think of it i was an asshole..

  42. chico says:

    Scary stuff.

  43. swagg.0 says:

    Idk ive been lucky to fuck bitches most of the time that don’t have stinky vag but ive came across a few stinkers lol stank puss make my dick soft….

  44. Anonymous says:

    Chicks need to wash the gap in between their thighs daily and properly, bottom line…

  45. Yeeezuz says:

    Lmao yal r crazy..pussy dt stinks ??is dt evn normal..ewww

  46. Lalalone says:

    hahahahha that pussy be looking like a stepped on roast beef sandwich… You must be fuckin big ass meat flap bitches. I once fucked a girl oh so pretty but I musts been drunk as shit yo I tapped that shit woke up beside her next Morning and my whole room danked like some funk ass cottage cheese and stank ass feet. I looked Down to find my pants and saw her undies on the ground full with green crusties…….. I got my shot checked yo

  47. Lalalone says:

    I gotta come up with some kinda smell check .. Sometimes ya can’t smell it thru the pants but it’s bad when the pants come off.

  48. Yellowfever says:

    Here all the boys alwasys did quick finger swipe past the nose to make sure you didn’t get the embarrassing moment of going down on the muff and then immediately up due to an unbearable stinker

  49. Anonymous says:

    I remember back in the day I was going after a nice girl to marry. She was tight I gues.s you could say.
    Then one day she invited me up to her dorm room for some nookie. Well we went and did the deed and when I pulled out her thingy exploded with green poop smelling ooze. I went and gagged in the sink from the deed

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  51. hoeman says:

    When I was 8 years old I licked my first pussy. She was 8 years old too. It had no smell whatsoever and tasted like manna. The moral of this story is: fuck 8 year olds!

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  53. Pish posh says:

    So yes,everything all out in the open and being said,it’s all valid except ONE very important missed point….. Men are just as much to blame for that stank,and the reason is busting repetitive nuts inside the puss puss make it wreak something awful,collected semen is the fish stink. Yes we all love having seizures,curling our toes and blasting the vag walls with warm spray. But stop doing it and watch the smell vanish.

  54. dickemdownright says:

    Yeah these whores pussys stink! That’s why I started butt fucking whores when ever possible. Its weird I hate stinky pussys but love smelling feet..

  55. kibz says:

    i think pussys smell because some chicks pee and dont use tissues and not cleaninig well does vinegar clean pussys


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