Posted by
Gavin
• 08.29.08 02:27 pm

How to use a napkin
Whether you’re eatlin’ a jelly sandwich, blowing your nose or simply defending yourself, using a napkin is as easy as 1-2-3.

Whether you’re eatlin’ a jelly sandwich, blowing your nose or simply defending yourself, using a napkin is as easy as 1-2-3.


Comments
  1. Horrible Person says:

    Great tips, but a few weeks too late for the victim of bus rage, sadly.

    I do appreciate the nose-blowing tips, especially deep in the midst of hay fever season.

  2. MES. says:

    And to think I was living a lie this whole time, thanks mom and dad.

  3. adolf hitler says:

    “what are you doing? jeez…”

  4. Harry says:

    What’s the best way to catch dick snot? Are we talking muffle and suppression or more of a reservoir technique?

  5. alejandra says:

    i think the tips on using a napkin when eating a jelly sandwich aren’t working at all

  6. To Harry says:

    Form it around you hand like a baseball glove, and catch that motherfucker like its the 9th inning of the world series.

  7. circumcised says:

    I never figured Gavin had so much etiquette.

  8. brules' says:

    rules! half-way decent job!

  9. maple syrup says:

    swirl OOT!

  10. mcpoopoo peeps says:

    thats not a knife. this is a knife <===/==

  11. mcpoopoo peeps says:

    yeh really, that’s some runny nasal ejaculate.

  12. Fat Jesus says:

    Jim Goad is a preternatural whore…

  13. stephen says:

    thank you for posting this. my whole life i’ve just been grabbing napkins and smashing them against my face. i’ve been told i use many more napkins than the average person. i also get in a lot of knife fights.


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