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• 10.30.15 10:32 am

I realize Halloween was a Pagan ritual that the Catholic church took over and has been a white tradition for centuries but we’re inclusive now and that means white people need to check themselves. 

If you’re a white male, you may not dress up as anything but yourself of a culture that’s close to you ASSUMING you’re not dressing as someone who died in the past five years. It’s all very simple and women have laid out all the rules for us in a series of cunty little guides that are devoid of logic.

My column on the subject is HERE

  1. raymi says:

    The stupid joke costumes are always the best especially if they make no sense and the ones that are oh so clever are like, eyeroll. I especially like when people project their own guesses onto you and you’re like, exactly, I am totally Hulk Hogan.

  2. Valiant Resistor says:

    Can’t wait look back on this sickness and pull out the “remember when monologue”.

  3. Jugaloo says:

    That’s a Guy Fiari mask.

  4. Tanksy says:

    Hey Gavin, what brand is that jacket? Looks sharp.

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