This seems to be going mad viral. One thing worth noting about this guide is I am not even 1% kidding about any of it. This is all true and it all happened.
The YouTube version is longer because it includes a section on Sleep Pissing that Vans didn’t want (jump to 5:26).
The FunnyOrDie version is the same as the YouTube one but the funny rating is inaccurately low. Please rectumfy that immediately.