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Street Carnage
• 08.02.17 03:16 pm

Gavin has finally decided to start paying attention to sports and after about a year, he’s figured out the problem with the Mets. He explains in this video.

  1. Sniffy says:

    I’m a left handed Mets fan too!

  2. Hair Pie says:

    You throw like Levar from Revenge of the Nerds.

  3. Ball Boy says:

    I shit an awful lot after I come home from a ball game. Is that real cheese that they use on ballpark nachos?

  4. Ground Control To My Big Dong says:

    Yeah, I know this is a joke but you’re kinda right. Pitchers used to be able to throw more innings in the past. Why? They had less muscle on their arms. Look at the 90’s Atlanta Braves fer chrissakes! Maddux, Glavine and Smoltz. None of them had biceps! Biceps are for curls and impressing chicks! Nothing else! A pitcher’s arm is supposed to be like a whip or a wet noodle. Anyway, how the fuck were you not into the ’92 and ’93 Blue Jays as a Canadian? I’m not even Canadian and I remember those teams! I am a bit French-Canadien but still! I don’t cate how deep you were into coke and pussy at that time! The Blue Jays had to have been top story all across Canada at the time, right? Also, nice “Eephus” pitch. More pitchers should use it with 2 strikes. However, don’t use it twice in a row…

  5. Ground Control To My Big Dong says:

    @Hair Pie “The javelin was designed to go along with Lamar’s limp-wristed throwing style”…

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