Posted by
Jessica Delfino
• 02.21.12 09:00 am

Every so often people send me crazy shit, and I can only assume it is because once upon a time I was in this band and did this video back in my wilder, younger days…

I’m still wildish and I’m still youngish, but it was just a whole different can of crazy back then.

Anyway, last night as I was lying in bed in my mom pants and an LL Bean pullover, I checked my email on my iPhone real quick, and had a brief message from a coupla fellas who thought I might appreciate their video. Because I am a sucker for people who think I can help them in some way, I clicked the link, and this mind-blowing piece of work is what I saw:

—JESSICA DELFINO


Comments
  1. Anonymous says:

    So did this snatch-monster ever get rid of her sofa or what?

  2. MillsBills says:

    Cool story, bros.

  3. jr says:

    That chorus will be in my head for days. I wish I had a pussy so that I could belt that tune and not feel like I was falsely advertising.

  4. Angelo Coogliani says:

    If her pussy is magic, why won’t it make me breakfast?

  5. raymes says:

    Blaaahaha and so on. Something about trashy thug music/lyrics makes one feel empowered. Lets fight.

  6. Anonymous says:

    This is funny

  7. Anonymous says:

    Also jessica is hot!

  8. your mom says:

    Wild. Isn’t she wild? Good job jessica. She’s just crazy. Isn’t she crazy?…. (oh
    she always does this when people come over…..)

  9. Anonymous says:

    I used to love that pussy is magic vid and share it with my feminist college girlfriend and her friends in tge myspace days!!! Nice!!!

  10. Luigi Scaramuzza says:

    “Magic” is an Italian word meaning “smelly.”

  11. Fobby Brown says:

    Didn’t that sort of thing stop being hilarious two minutes into Dynamite Hack’s cover of Boyz in the Hood?

    http://youtu.be/aeL9gagV_VA

  12. ??? says:

    All of this was embarrassing.

  13. RolAIDS says:

    Thanks Luigi – can you hook us up with some free plumbing and mushrooms?

  14. Gordo says:

    Why do white people like fake rap so much – why?

  15. Rocco Modigliani says:

    I heard her pussy was able to take a communion wafer and turn it into the Body of Christ.


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