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Donna Deliva
• 04.12.09 09:59 pm


This took me about an hour to crack. How the fuck does this guy do what all men wish they could? How does he convert every woman he sees from a cute lady having lunch to a naked slut showing off her bush.

This took me about an hour to crack. How the fuck does this guy do what all men wish they could? How does he convert every woman he sees from a cute lady having lunch to a naked slut showing off her bush? The secret lies in the bush itself. As someone who sees dozens and dozens of bushes a year (at the gym), I know what they look like. Early 20 girls are usually shaved bald or have a tiny landing strip but as women get older, their bushes get less neat. Each bush on this site is kept like a 20 year-olds, regardless of age. Know why? They must be in porn. The really corny ones are from amateur porn. Dig? The original pics are either jpegs he has women send him before hiring them OR pics he takes at the actual audition. The second pics are from the porn shoot OR they’re also audition pics just a bit ruder. Next riddle please!


Comments
  1. kure kure takora says:

    yeah those pictures of girls holding up a camera to a dirty mirror are 100% porn stars. yep.

  2. bloodyknows says:

    the pictures used on the blog are just things poached from “homemade amateur” porn sites.

  3. Loomis says:

    Hang on. I think you’re being a little hasty here. There’s some things that don’t make sense. Like how tons of those pics are from girls on holiday. Is it possible it’s one sex addict who has tons of money and saves pics of all his conquests?

  4. Ray Finkle says:

    I dunno. Maybe they’re just all into having their vag’s looked at online. no big.

  5. Ray Finkle says:

    I’m convinced it’s a dude at either a comp. repair place or a photo place… known people who’ve known people at either who have legendary archives of copies of all the dirty shit they find. & Geek Squad porn hoarders, shit, that’s public record.

  6. Egg Fu Tre says:

    So if have muff what do win?

  7. bobobobobo says:

    I just looked at 50 snatches in a row :S

  8. ella says:

    actually, guys just send each other the pictures we take of naked wives and girlfriends or whatever. THATS WHY WE ASK TO TAKE THEM DOYE.

  9. ew says:

    wait, i have so many questions? who is taking all these pictures? why are r so many on exotic vacations? why are the naked pictures always taken in the messiest rooms possible? if their in porn, then why are there so many frumpy hippy/office slave lookin bitches wit furry poon? now i know how jodie foster felt in Contact. ( mccaughey was a scientist?wtf?)

  10. ew says:

    * fuck, they’re. That shit cost me dean’s list last year!

  11. Raw Simone says:

    That site should be called:

    “99 out of 100 White Women Don’t look That Good Especially When They Have Their Clothes Off So Why Does the World Revolve Around Them? And Oh Yeah, They’ll Do Anything for Money.”

  12. shouldn’t there be something funny here? this is a 5th grade report on guess her muff. ur a boring r3tard.

  13. whiners suck says:

    what happened to leaving a little to the imagination?

    I mean how many women are willing to give vag shots so willy-nilly? Based on this site (and the bajillion porn sites on the web) it seems like everybody but me. I’m no prude, but seriously what dude wants to date a girl that has shown her vagina to the whole country? Isn’t there something inherently romantic in the idea that you’re sharing something that no one else gets to see with your sig. other?

    Sorry, I know I’m a sentimental mushball, and now all I gotta say about most of hatchet wounds i just peeped is…ROAST BEEF SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. whiners suck says:

    ^the

  15. whiners suck says:

    ^after

  16. whiners suck says:

    ^told

  17. whiners suck says:

    ^mashball

  18. whiners suck says:

    ^I

  19. whiners suck says:

    ^a

  20. Homo Police says:

    trim your quim to meet my expectations

    (and they do)

    feels good to be a dude.

  21. Homo Police says:

    Lots of different (awesome) men send their pictures to the guy who runs that site. Everyone has innocent pictures of their significant others, lots of people have nude pictures.

    Problem solved, next.

  22. TWAT SHOT says:

    I DON’T GET WHY PEOPLE ALLOW THEIR FACES INTO A LOT OF THOSE PICS. HELLO! YOU JUST KNOW SOMEBODY FROM WORK IS GOING TO HAPPEN UPON YOUR TWAT SHOT SOMEDAY IF YOU INNOCENTLY LET YOUR BOYFRIEND/FUCKBUDDY TAKE A PIC. SAY “IF YOU WANT THE TWAT, YOU GET THE TWAT. NO FACE.”

    I COLLECT COCK PICS BUT I NEVER EMAIL OR POST THEM W/THE FACES SHOWING. WHY JEOPARDIZE SOMEBODY’S CAREER OVER IT? STUPID. THAT BEING SAID, I DO BELIEVE THERE IS A PIC W/A BEER BOTTLE UP MY TWAT AND MY DRUNKEN FACE SHOWING AS WELL AS A BUKKAKE SHOT OR THREE. LESSON: LOCK THE CAMERA WHEN THE BOOZE COMES OUT. LOCK IT UP TIGHT.

  23. Street Boning says:

    I’m surprised I didn’t find VAL’s pic on there.

  24. Street Boring says:

    …speaking of…could we have the guy that runs GHM take over Val’s 12 stoopid pics column?

  25. @Street Boring
    Sugar, you’re a hater.

    @Street Boning
    i actually have a penis. E-mail Gavin or Blognigger to see if they’ll send you the pics you little shit.

  26. Street Boning says:

    Val,

    I’m not a hater. I just want to see your muff. Is that a crime?
    You should’ve known that you little minx.
    …or are you playing hard to get?

  27. Kirby Fuckit says:

    Why does it feel like “Val” is a Blogrigger creation? Know what I mean? Like the ‘ho is straight out the same lab that produced us JANG.

  28. Rowan Hypnall says:

    A few of them are slightly disturbing to look at the as the women involved look like they’ve been ruffied.

  29. holy fuck says:

    i was terrible at this game.

  30. french guy says:

    he works in porn too.

  31. it figures says:

    only a woman would worry about how the pics get on the site. all i’m worried about is if i’ll get to see some real life vag… prolly not because i’m a creepy computer geek

  32. it figures says:

    guess her muff is the best site ever in life btw.

  33. Vane$$a says:

    Shaved pussies are another sad attempt to appeal to the dude’s inner-pedophile.

  34. Jive Ass Messenger says:

    Anybody peep the black chick riding full-on Joaquin Phoenix style about 5 pages in?

  35. Dink Dinkler says:

    The landing strip is the worst thing to happen to hair since those weird facial hair chinstrap things that fat guys in track suits like to sport. It screams “worse than white trash.”

  36. Dink Dinkler says:

    But I guess that landing strip usage also suggests that women have caught on to the fact that white trailer park pussy is possibly the most desirable pussy in the world, or am I the only one who feels that way?

  37. I’ve been thinking about this alot the last 24 hours, and I contend that it is in fact a collection somehow acquired from each individual woman’s current or former lovers.
    This website fucked me up like Tetris.
    I was seeing it in my sleep, and I’ll be honest. The lady in line ahead of me at the bagel place looked totally different to me today.

  38. Mike says:

    I keep hoping I’ll see a girl on this site that I went to high school, but I probably have a better chance of seeing them on a meth “before/after” poster at the pharmacy.

  39. Rusty Trumbone says:

    Hey guys – I have a internet podcast – and I’m trying to track down the guy who created this blog for an interview.
    Anyone have any idea how to get in contact with this guy? thanks!

  40. Woody says:

    If you want more or a game on this theme, try http://www.matchthatmuff.com

  41. MuffDiver says:

    Here’s the problem with your thesis that the guy is in porn…

    There is no monetization of that site at all. It’s totally free and there’s not one ad, banner, or link on the entire site.

  42. skymetal says:

    have you noticed that many of the girls on that site, and others have belly button piercings? which i think are ugly and distracting, but there begins to be a connection here: if a girl has a belly button piercing, there’s and 80 percent chance she will have her picture taken nude, or show even more

  43. Anonymous says:

    The thing that I like about this article is, it suddenly reminded me that every single woman I work with (I work in a middle school so there are plenty of them around) has a vagina. A real, live, breathing fleshy fold of juicy, earthly delights. A colleague’s vagina is literally like three feet from me right now as I type! (She’s not the type to wax methinks.)

  44. heliotypon says:

    I have used the “images” Google search facility and found all the GHM images that I copied and uploaded that they all brought these identical images from various web sites. I only tried, so far, the nude images and not the dressed ones, but I am going to try some of these too. Conclusion: The blogger in question either steels images from the web or, possibly, they steel from him…


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