I hate normal people.They are the reason everything is normal and shitty and franchised up the ass, retarded, lazy and boring. NORMS have money and they are everywhere so the corporate world caters to them. The way big business treated people used to be considered humiliating because people were smart enough to realize that, now it makes sense and is so convenient. No it isn’t NORMS , we are at an all-time lowbrow. It is the beginning of Idiocracy everywhere. Have you ever heard NORMS riff? Lines like “Ummm I’ll have some of what you are on.” or when you are at an ATM they say “Can you get some money for me too?. No I can’t shit head and that’s not even funny. If I turned around and saw a 70 year-old, fine I can live with that riff but do not be 28 and wearing Seinfeld pants or a fucking faux-hawk with a bullshit “Joe’s towing” t-shirt. JESUS get some self respect. In fact look at a NORM and tell me what year it is. I dare you. it is anywhere between 1993 and 2050 because they are in fucking normal Heaven. They will never change.
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