We don’t know where Indonesia is and we don’t care, but we’re pretty sure it’s loaded to the gills with “Brown” people, and by “Brown” people we of course mean “Muslims.”
Indonesian official shaves young punk rocker’s stupid haircut.
We don’t know where Indonesia is and we don’t care, but we’re pretty sure it’s loaded to the gills with “Brown” people, and by “Brown” people we of course mean “Muslims.” Not that all Brown people are Muslims, and, come to think of it, not that all Muslims are Brown people, either. Not by a long shot. Just wanted to clarify that.
Actually, looking at some of these pictures, these fellows are a sort of brownish/yellow hue. So these may actually be Yellow Muslims, but the news stories don’t specify, although you’d think that they would. We can’t really tell if they’re brown or yellow—not that it matters.
The brownish-yellow Muslim police in Indonesia, wherever that is, recently invaded a punk-rock club—that’s right, not only does punk rock still exist in 2011, it still exists in Indonesia (wherever that is)—and forcibly seized an estimated 65 young male punk rockers, all of whom had the poor fashion taste to adopt the supremely outdated and sublimely unacceptable “Mohawk” haircut. Large clumps of hair fell to the ground in loud plops as the police shaved off every Mohawk in sight. Apparently the style is “un-Islamic,” as were the leather dog collars and similarly punky accoutrements the fuzz peeled off the clubgoers before throwing their newly shaved asses into a “cleansing” pool.
We’re not all that famliar with the Indonesian punk-rock scene, but we don’t see a downside to the fact that it’s now 65 Mohawks lighter. Un-Islamic, Un-Ischlamic. We’re just glad that they’re gone.
Reformed Indonesians bathe in the “cleansing pool” after being forcibly shorn of their retarded “Mohawk” haircuts by a wise and benevolent police force.