Something needs to be done about the prison system in this country. We can’t be locking up thugs and criminals, unleashing them back on the public, and then putting them away again after they’ve had some fun. Only to go through the whole ordeal again. We need to come up with a solution to this gigantic cluster-fuck.
There’s already been plenty of useless crap that’s been employed to try to fix the repeat offender problem in this country but none of it has done shit. It doesn’t matter if there are work-release programs or how many fun little activities inmates can participate in, the goal of rehabilitation won’t be reached. The focus should instead be put on limiting the damage done by releasing these caged animals back out on the public, over and over again. One such way is not letting these psychopaths with zero life skills, besides taking advantage of other human beings, to build up their brute strength by lifting weights all day. Not allowing them to pump iron is not enough, though.
Letting professional criminals hang out behind bars all day with nothing better to do than viciously fuck each other in the shower and stab one another over toothbrushes isn’t all that great of a look. It may slowly dwindle the prison population and help deter some people from committing crimes but it wouldn’t really reflect all too great on our government. There needs to be some order inside our prisons, not just for the system’s reputation but for the sake of the criminals’ and our society’s future. Prisoners need to be kept busy and if it’s with something stupid and emasculating, all the better. That’s why our prisons shouldn’t allow weightlifting anymore and instead, force inmates to do yoga all day.
I know what plenty of you jerk-offs are gonna say, “hey, retard. Yoga isn’t a real workout and it sure as shit isn’t going to rehabilitate any of these brutes.” Uh, yeah. I know, that’s the point you fucking numbskulls. As the boss has pointed out before, yoga is one of the gayest exercises ever. It’s basically just stretching and the only people it’s good for are hot chicks who are already in shape. Forcing inmates to do that shit all day would hardly keep them in peek physical form to beat the living shit out of people and break into cars, though. Maybe it would help them stay limber enough to climb into windows and wrestle out of police chokeholds or handcuffs but they won’t be able to do nearly as much damage as before. It could turn a bunch of them into bigger wussies than those brutally gay showers do, too. Even if practicing yoga all day doesn’t have a lasting effect on the criminal mind and/or body, it would still expose them to its annoying universe.
It doesn’t matter if prisoners are able to earn their GEDs or learn a trade while serving their sentences, finding a job can be hard as hell with a criminal record. So, it’s only a matter of time before they start smashing in faces and breaking into businesses or homes again. But if inmates spent all their years in prison doing yoga, they’ll have a new target to set their eyes on when they turn back to their life of crime.
One of the worst things about yoga is the people who do it. More specifically, the dudes who do it. It doesn’t matter if a guy is in a yoga class because he’s trying to fuck a chick who’s in it or because he already is. Doing yoga while owning a cock is one of the lamest things possible. I think trekkies are even down to fag-bash bros who do yoga. Unfortunately, no one ever bothers to. People must see a guy with a man bun walking in tights and flip-flops as punishment enough for going to yoga classes but it’s punishing our eyeballs, too. If ex-cons entered the world of yoga, they’d be dolling out the beatings these nancy boys need and deserve. If not in order to fill their own pockets then out of vengeance for all those years of ridiculous workouts.
There is something seriously fucked about the correctional program in this country and finding a solution is probably too ambitious. Taking advantage of the situation might be the better way to go. Maybe it will cause convicts to become even bigger blood thirsty animals once they’ve been released but at least it will make their stays all the more brutal and possibly even do something about the yoga problem we’re dealing with.