Posted by
Mikolai
• 02.14.11 11:00 am


The Japanese sex industry really is ass-backwards; while their porn stars sound like mice getting raped and they pixel out the sexy times in videos, they’re pretty relaxed about tentacles, school girls and a bunch of other stuff we probably don’t want to know about. Stuff like go kart sex.

The Japanese sex industry really is ass-backwards; while their porn stars sound like mice getting raped and they pixel out the sexy times in videos, they’re pretty relaxed about tentacles, school girls and a bunch of other stuff we probably don’t want to know about. Stuff like go kart sex.

Fuck 1 Grand Prix is the sort of thing that could only exist in Japan. Basically, a bunch of porn stars are strapped to sex-machine go-karts and made to race around a track. According to the promo blurb, “The girls must navigate their oddly shaped dildo enhanced vehicles to the finish line on a real kart track while having a dildo thrusting in and out of their vagina.” Obviously.

Don’t get the wrong idea, though, Fuck One GP is “quite professional” and comes with all the modern amenities you’d expect from the Daytona 500 or F1 or whatever it is they race in your hood. This extends to “hilariously funny pit crews.” Love those guys!

But we all know what we’re here for… SLUTLOAD STREAMING VIDEO LINK.

-MIKOLAI
TeamEvil.com.au


Comments
  1. Urk says:

    Fuck Japan.

  2. a Russell Brand wannabe says:

    WOW!

  3. luke says:

    Maria Ozawa is good at her job.

  4. UNCLEDADDY says:

    This makes complete sense.

  5. Pudge says:

    Wacky Rapeses

  6. onyx blackman says:

    why do the japanese girls in porn always look like theyre scared and bored at the same time? and yeah, they sound like mice getting raped. it makes me not wanna fuck an asian girl ever and thats not how i wanna live my life

  7. crowie says:

    great sutff

  8. a Russell Brand wannabe says:

    @onyx blackman Hi fag

  9. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    I blame it on the atomic bombs. That stuff mess you up big time, no?

  10. Just Maybe says:

    Just wait till there’s a horrific crash and a dildo permanently gets lodged in some girls tang.. or worse yet if a stray dildo goes flying into a spectators eye.

  11. Anonymous says:

    how do men take asian women seriously? they’re depicted as fun, harmless squeaky toys most of the time.

  12. maybe if you get most of your depictions of women from porn. when I think of ASian women I think I of self-entitled foodies who post overly critical reviews on Yelp. /noracist

  13. Zippy says:

    @@Anonymous.

    I think of Margaret Cho and my dick instantly goes limp. HAHAHAHA

  14. chamelea says:

    just a normal sunny day in japan

  15. Perv says:

    Everybody knows that asians can’t drive worth a damn.

  16. javonavo says:

    This was just added to my list of reasons why I want to move to Japan.

  17. Anonymous says:

    its just foreign asians, western culture just makes better noises.

  18. Anonymous says:

    I want to be in this now…

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