Two days ago everyone’s favorite spinster got an abortion. She’s not saying who the “baby” was but Aniston admits she was having second thoughts in the operating room.
Two days ago everyone’s favorite spinster got an abortion. She’s not saying who the “baby” was but Aniston admits she was having second thoughts in the operating room. That sucks. Apparently the pregnancy was kind of far along and it almost clogged the vacuum. Doctors reported a large THUD sound when it hit the Plexiglas. When asked to describe the fetus Dr. Carrie Picard said, “Imagine taking a loaf of white bread and just mushing it down with your hands to as small as you could make it. That’s exactly what it looked and weighed like.” This description brought up the possibility that it could have been a self-made pregnancy wherein a fetus is made up of hair and teeth and all the other parts women can do by themselves AKA a teratoma. Pathetic.
FOR THE RECORD: I am a male and would never pretend to say I know what women go through but I do occasionally have shits so big they split my ass in two. Like most people, I look at these shits as they’re going down the drain and take a mental picture of the beast. For hours after I will see that image in my brain and even think about it with some regret. That must be a tiny hint of what it’s like to have an abortion and my heart goes out to Aniston and the dozens of other women whom have done the same.
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