Hey, Canada! Has your mind been laid recently? ‘CAUSE IT’S ABOUT TO GET FUCKED! TV Carnage is back and buffer than ever with its latest release, Let’s Work It Out!
Hey, Canada! Has your mind been laid recently? ‘CAUSE IT’S ABOUT TO GET FUCKED!
TV Carnage is back and buffer than ever with its latest release, Let’s Work It Out! This season six(-pack) edition of TV Carnage will be a workout not just for your body, but for your mind. Whether you are of the girls or of the guys, this baby will tone, shape, and mutate everything from above your eyes to below your thighs. In fact, as we like to say around here, “Say goodbye to your body!” because a completely new, unrecognizable you is just around the corner!
The Let’s Work It Out! routine — better known as “The System” — is divided into simple, hard-to-achieve chapters that, when followed properly, are guaranteed to do something to you. If you don’t believe me, maybe you’ll believe some of the actual fitness gurus assembled on Let’s Work It Out!:
O.J., Dolph Lundgren, Elmo, Dixie Carter, Marky Mark, Alyssa Milano, a Scientologist, a nice lady with brown hair, children, numerous creeps, grifters, drifters, weight lifters, doctors, and, of course, porn stars.
So come on, what do you have to lose besides your mind? LET’S WORK IT OUT!
EASTERN CANADIAN TOUR DATES
May 23rd: Hamilton @ The Brain (199 James St North) — 6 P.M., $6
May 26th: Toronto @ TBA
May 27th: Ottawa @ NINE (360-B Elgin St) — 10 P.M., $6
May 29th: Montreal @ Il Motore (179 Jean Talon West) — 8 P.M., $6
May 30th: Peterborough @ The Spill Coffee Bar (414 George St. N.) — 8 P.M., $8
Not close enough to where you live? Well then send us a message and request to see Let’s Work It Out! live and maybe, just maybe we can work something out.
Keep your eyes peeled, there are more dates to be announced.