Posted by
Gavin
• 05.28.15 03:53 pm

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FROM VULTURE: “She herself told the Times on Class Day: ‘If some sort of museum wants to buy it, then I’m open to that. But I’m not going to just throw it away.'”

I’m all for the free market but isn’t this like OJ selling the glove that got him acquitted? I thought criminals weren’t allowed to profit off of their crime. By letting her profit from this, we are incentivizing sexual harassment hoaxes that ruin men’s lives. Seems rapey to me.


Comments
  1. ChiefCuster says:

    You think this chick will ever get laid again?

  2. Ben says:

    This broad is fuckin psychotic. She needs to be locked away in the funny farm because she’s a danger to society.

  3. dun says:

    she takes it in the ass. someone will bite.

  4. SadButTrue says:

    I’ve actually seen guys totally agree with cray-cray to get that sweet sweet. White Knight Stylee

  5. Some Guy says:

    Step one: Buy Mattress
    Step Two: Film consensual rape porn on Mattress
    Step Three:???
    Step Four: Profit

  6. Carlos the Jackass says:

    Gavin she’s exactly like you. Different agenda, same needy showboating.

  7. Mark Henry's Hand Baby says:

    She must have some form of autism. A non-autistic crazy person wouldn’t choose to get attention by carrying around a massive monument to their own “rape”.

  8. MoistAngst says:

    That mattress just might hold some value as a cultural artifact of the early 21st century. Perhaps in the not too distant future, people will be able to view the mattress in a museum and ponder to themselves about what it must have been like to live at a time when victimhood was considered fashionable and meritorious. It could be part of a larger “Rape Chic” exhibit which would also include Duke lacrosse jerseys, a selection of homemade Take Back the Night™ protest signs, and a life-size pebble mosaic of a smiling, naked Lena Dunham. After the tour, the museum docents could lead a Q&A session about the connection between third-wave feminism and mental health problems amongst women. Elderly lesbians with horribly faded tattoos will protest outside. Fun!

  9. STINKY says:

    Informal poll: is Emma Sulkowicz attractive? I can’t tell. I mean forget about her being Mattress Girl. I like that she appears tanned and toned but her face looks like when Mulan passed for a man in that Disney movie.

  10. Gavin says:

    @STINKY
    Yes, she’s incredibly attractive. Imagine she wasn’t a nut (#Mattressgirl never happened) and was some kind of calm intellectual who knew a lot about world events. Now imagine she can draw really well and has two best friends she gets into all kinds of trouble with. Add on that she never says “like” and actually cringes when others overuse it. Got a boner yet?

  11. raymi says:

    yeah she’s fit as fuck

  12. OogaBooga says:

    She’s incredibly attractive? I don’t think so. What happened to create her? Did a Jewish lawyer bang some chick from Easter Island?

    Also, doesn’t that mattress belong to the school? Talk about entitlement.

  13. MildMessiah says:

    @Moist
    “Perhaps in the not too distant future, people will be able to view the mattress in a museum and ponder to themselves about what it must have been like to live at a time when victimhood was considered fashionable and meritorious.”

    Brilliant idea. I’d pitch in to purchase it if there was a current public venue that would allow such a display.

  14. dun says:

    OogaBooga nailed it. Perfect post 10/10 would read again.

  15. angelo says:

    That mattress probably still has that sperm of that dude she banged all over the sheets

  16. Zippy says:

    She’s “incredibly attractive” ??????????????

    It’s incredible that you find her that attractive.

    I think that guy not only raped her, but he stole her titties on the way out the door.

    :)

  17. Josh says:

    She looks like the chick that played Pocahontas in ‘The New World’ with Colin Farrell. I found it a slow paced, frustrating journey but overall I enjoyed the cinematography and unique storytelling. Therefor I like #MattressGirl even though she may be a horrible person.

  18. raymi says:

    hey dont post using me name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I was just gonna say, I hope she makes a lot of money.


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