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Street Carnage
• 04.22.13 10:00 am


New York police subdue a rambunctious young man who really should have been wearing a belt.

America’s melting pot boiled over last Monday as a young “teen,” also known colloquially as a young “male,” otherwise known as a young “youth,” greeted a yarmulke-wearing man on a Brooklyn subway car with the Islamic version of “Aloha.”

The yarmulke-wearing male apparently rebuffed the gentle gesture of an interfaith alliance, which apparently led
to an unpleasant reference to the Holocaust, which apparently led to a physical attack, which apparently led to police arriving on the scene, which apparently led to a woman named “Shaniqua” mouthing off at cops, which apparently also led to her arrest.

Apparently we have very far to go as a nation. Apparently we need to pray. Apparently more needs to be done. Apparently we still don’t understand one another. Apparently our real problems aren’t remotely apparent to us.


Comments
  1. Bobo says:

    Well that was anticlimactic.

  2. Twalsh says:

    The “Litter Stops Here,” shot at about 6:50 point fairly amusing.

  3. zbow says:

    I think you meant, “a young ‘yewt'”

  4. sally says:

    What im dying to know, is what francisco murphy has to say about all of this.

  5. Dabney says:

    Relaxing!

  6. sam says:

    thanks a lot black people

  7. raymi says:

    ^^^ “relaxing!” LOL. QOTD though, “Apparently our real problems aren’t remotely apparent to us.”

  8. Clovis says:

    That was lunch every day at my high school.

  9. Sniffy says:

    nigs gonna nig.

  10. Fuhrer says:

    Where are explosions when you really need em?


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