Posted by
Gavin
• 01.29.10 12:36 pm


EPISODE FIVE: Some cab drivers still talk like they’re in a Dominoe’s Pizza ad for Brooklyn style pizza. The only way to communicate with them is to screamy talk back.

EPISODE FIVE: Some cab drivers still talk like they’re in a Dominoe’s Pizza ad for Brooklyn style pizza. The only way to communicate with them is to screamy talk back.


Wait, I just re-watched it and the cab driver is a Russian dude who is actually the least stereotypical NY cab driver imaginable. Oh well, you get the idea.

If you haven’t been following, here’s all five. If you have, just watch the last one. The screamy talk thing will make sense almost immediately.

EPISODE ONE

EPISODE TWO

EPISODE THREE

EPISODE FOUR

EPISODE FIVE
Note Bien: In the end of the clip below, I talk about being “Way too high.” Despite earlier references to the drug, this is NOT a coke reference. It’s about being high on sleep deprivation. Sure we did a few bumps over the five days but at my age, that shit doesn’t really help. You can have an 8-Ball in your pocket but if you’re about to collapse, all it does is Weekend at Bernie’s your ass for another 20 minutes. No sleep is a way heavier drug. The neurologist who examined me was Czechoslovakian and told us Stalin used to use sleep dep to make his enemies confess. They’d actually ask to represent themselves in court and then recommend the death penalty for themselves. We went way past that stage.

PS. The soundtrack is by Jay Electronica.


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-GAVIN McINNES


Comments
  1. Jackie McChuckles says:

    (BEEP,BEEP) HEY GUY, NO SLEEP ‘TILL BROOKLYN PIZZA! (it’s a cliche hipsters)

  2. Greebo says:

    You’re sure that soundtrack music isn’t El-P? It sounds a HECK of a lot like “Stepfather Factory”. Maybe a remix by Jay?

    Sorry to be nerdy there.

    Gavin, was all this before or after your MMA fight?

  3. dusty says:

    We grew with the concept now we’re ready to go public

  4. Considerate says:

    i like pissing on women when I’m high, wish I had better luck this month with women.

  5. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    Hey! bada bing! Youse guys know what I’m tawkin’ about?

    Dagos are assholes.

    And blacks just make up their own lingo every couple years becuase they realize that white people don’t give a shit about anything that they have to say. Fo’ schizzle, that!

  6. jem says:

    jesus gavin you talk too much.

  7. flay from japan says:

    what the fuck is that horrid laugh I keep hearing??

    and where’s my fucking torrent


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