Toronto girls are OK looking but they’re total squares and they stink in bed. The worst part about them is they think they’re all sexpert-y about everything and talk a huge game.
Then, you get them home and it’s like having sex with your brother. Montreal girls are the exact opposite. They don’t talk about sex much and when you get them home, they become possessed by Ava Devine. The fact that most girls in Montreal look like a young Sophie Loren doesn’t hurt either.