Posted by
Benjamin Leo
• 05.30.13 12:00 pm


That’s right: This Floridian mother-daughter sex team is now accepting applications for their father-son sex counterpart.

Says so right here.

To be clear, while there are many moms-teaching-girls fantasy vids out in the porntubes, these two are REAL. While you may have personally wanked to some pretty twisted MILF porn, here are the pros and cons of doing it in real life:

1. PRO: You will receive the feeling of two human females intentionally pleasuring your sex organs.

2. CON: You will see your dad’s penis.

3. CON: You will be on the Internet seeing your dad’s penis, and your penises will be on the Internet.

4. CON: Your dad will see your mature adult penis.

5. CON: So will the rest of your relatives, since they all have Internet.

6. CON: You will have appeared in a deviant porn video and will thereafter be unable to obtain non-porn-related work. Even some porn gigs will be unavailable to you, due to your incestuous taint (no pun intended)

7. CON: How fucked up is it to reward a mom who would sexually abuse her own child in such a disgusting, thinly veiled manner? (The insinuation here is that you’d be rewarding her with your cock.)

8. CON: Thanksgiving will never again have an alternate elephant in the room: It will always be you and your disgusting dad.

9. CON: As soon as the chemical comes out and your brain poison is released, the fantasy will melt and you’ll realize all at once what you have done.

10. CON: I chose their best picture for the article thumbnail. Here’s one that looks more methy:

Looks like the CONS have it, but just barely. Still probably worth a wank.

BONUS ROUND: (Please answer in comments)

1. Would you do it if wasn’t going to be filmed and no one would know?

2. What if is was just you in a threesome with them without dad’s penis? (If you say no I think you’re lying/gay.)

—BENJAMIN LEO


Comments
  1. Bobo says:

    This is why the Taliban will win.

  2. tb says:

    #9 pretty much applies to my entire sex life, so I’d probably do them both without my dad.

  3. robbie dillon says:

    The Mother-daughter threesome is the Everest of sexual achievement — even if you have to pay for it. If you are willing to uh, cough it up, I can refer you to a rather decent looking crack-smoking duo who work the VIP sections of the biggest clubs in Paris. They also insist on no condoms, so you better not be some germaphobe pussy. If you can get it free, or better yet, get paid for it, it’s like you have reached the very thin crust of fresh virgin snow at the very tip of the summit of the world’s highest mountain. Dad’s involvement is a downer but every great achievement comes with its own set of trials and tribulations. Even if you had to teabag the old bastard it’s okay. A hundred years from now, when your name and image are worshipped by men every where, dad’s hairy balls will be a minor detail of interest only to scholars and negative nancys.

  4. beentheredonethat says:

    Does laying down with a lowlife make you a lowlife?

  5. Ding bat says:

    Nothing says nepotism like anal sex on film.

  6. Juicy Fur says:

    > If you say no I think you’re lying/gay.)

    FACT.

  7. Chapter After says:

    Honestly, dad’s involvement bothers me less than the fact that mom (not my mom, her mom) just isn’t hot enough. A threesome’s a threesome though, so yeah, but only if it was free.

  8. Mccaf says:

    I’d rather just smash out the daughter, and let her ghastly mom and my old man get it on somewhere else (preferably three states away)

  9. Ecgtheow says:

    They can take turns eating my butt while the other spit shines and drives my stick. Far as I’d go with these pigs.

  10. 24hr Cocksmith says:

    I would fuck these girls in secret, come on like you wouldn’t? What threesome with girls would any male ever not take part in. Even fags would do it. Liars, the lot of ya.

  11. suicide-path says:

    Countdown to their reality show…

  12. Joey says:

    I’d sign up if it were Cher and Chazz Bono.

  13. Wild Billy says:

    Fuck fishing going fishing, this is how you spend quality time with your dad. I dont give a shit about seeing my Dads dick, we grown ass men.

  14. rohit soni says:

    Me being the only man in the house with 2-3 bitches on my dick serves the best for me

  15. Dan says:

    They both look like they have old cum for breath.


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