So Ann Coulter said, “Our blacks are so much better than their blacks.” OK, where’s the controversy?
People are beating up on poor old Ann Coulter because she voiced an opinion. In America. In 2011. Ann Coulter said, “Our blacks are so much better than their blacks.” OK, where’s the controversy? Every group will claim their fringe members are so much better than other group’s mopes and retards. This is human nature. And in Ms. Coulter’s case, it’s specifically politicized controversy-baiting. Who cares that she likes her blacks better than Al Sharpton or Waka Flocka. Where is the controversy?
“The culture’s changing… this shit is getting hip, this shit is getting blacker, this shit is getting fucking rappier… I didn’t want to be in an environment where I didn’t have to really translate the shit I wanted to do.”
-Chris Rock on leaving SNL for In Living Color
American culture has pretty much moved past black versus white, and, in most cases, we have also moved past gay versus straight and man versus woman. The differences we bicker over now are extraordinarily nuanced, such as which blacks are best, which gays are best and which phone carrier is best. If we’re at the point in American history were we’re picking among blacks rather than excluding them from the conversation altogether, then racism is pretty much dead, right?
Let’s go elbow deep like Ann Coulter. Let us all pick our blacks and so we can say, “No, Ann Coulter! My blacks are better than your blacks!”
Donald Glover – The future of American entertainment
Malcolm Gladwell – Ninja spy passing through gradients of monochrome.
Tyler Okonma – Not afraid to be buck ass wild up in the motherfucka!
Rep. Barbara Lee – Fearless
Jonathan Capehart – Brawn and brains
Cornel West – Better friend than foe
Landry Fields – Stanford graduate, doye
Kanye West – “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.”
Barry Bonds – He hit more home runs than anyone else, so suck it, haters
BLACKS ANN COULTER CAN DEFINITELY HAVE
All of The Jacksons (including Samuel L.)
So, who are your blacks?