Posted by
Christi Bradnox
• 07.07.09 11:00 am

I tried out the new app MyVibe today and guess what, it works! I usually need something as sturdy as the Magic Wand to get my juices flowing but the sheer variety of the tones here made the smaller vibes just as big.

I tried out the new app MyVibe today and guess what, it works! I usually need something as sturdy as the Magic Wand to get off but the sheer variety of the tones made the smaller vibes just as big. That’s a lesson to all you small dicked guys out there.

I gotta say, it did feel weird lowering my phone on to my unsuspecting, pink, pussy lips – sort of like the time I fucked my gay friend, but both things have happened on Sex and the City and look how happy those girls are. Am I right ladies?

From HERE (11 days ago – sorry about that)

MyVibe is probably the first x-rated app approved by Apple—following the introduction of content ratings—and the first vibrator. Sexual health expert Dr. Debby Herbenick has tried it. Here are her thoughts on it:

If you haven’t already checked out’s MyVibe app in the iPhone’s app store, you might want to. Unlike many saucy apps out there, MyVibe is free—and fun.

Here’s how it works: There’s an on/off button that looks like many computer on/offs so it’s easily recognizable. On the right there are up and down arrows to control your vibration – short, quick pulses (smaller #s) or longer slower ones (higher #s, up to 100).

The intensity of the vibration MyPleasure could use for this app is obviously limited by the amount of vibration that the iPhone offers, so the orgasmic potential of the MyVibe app is similarly limited. However, orgasms—while fun—aren’t everything.

Anticipation, teasing and seduction play a major role in many people’s sex lives. Why not turn on the app, hold the iPhone discreetly against your body while on the metro, in a cab or at work as you exchange sultry IMs or Twitter DMs with your real life partner or dream partner? Having a little vibration can add excitement and tingles to your day (and your genitals).

  1. JuCIFER says:

    That’s gonna KILL the battery.

  2. Street Boning says:

    I’m hung like a tic tac.

  3. shadowy figure says:


  4. dead mcmahon says:

    im gonna get pussy juice in my ear

  5. Sex With Robots says:

    Won’t it get rusty from all the hooker juice?

  6. pogi says:

    my tongue is better than myvibe

  7. marcy says:

    that’ll leave you with a fishy-smelling phone. how about a disinfectant app?

  8. skrote says:

    pics or it didn’t happen

  9. Lady Friend says:

    Interesting — Gavin needs a magic wand to get off.

  10. jissom jigaboo says:

    you’re pink titillated pussy lips will become blotted with so many tumors you wont be able to get off at all

  11. imyar says:

    it’s true it works my friend downloaded the free app last nite. crazy strong pulse gets deeper and vibier the higher you crank it (went up to at least 35) and doesn’t seem to kill battery at all.

  12. JuCIFER says:

    ^^^ Did she end up inserting the device? It’s obviously gonna lead to that… in the heat of the moment.

    then it will be lost… forever.

  13. pubert says:

    Wait, so you stick your cellphone in your pussy? Jesus Christ, that’s some Max Hardcore shit. I guess now we know to NEVER buy a used iphone.

  14. imyar says:

    no you use it on your clit. just tried it over my jeans, obvs works better w/o them. my review is solid.

  15. Blogwigger says:

    If you want to be an utter embarrassment to your friends and family (especially your father), there’s an app for that.

  16. bedbug says:

    inadvertently hitting the ad and turning the whole thing off in the middle of it is a bonerkiller. especially when the boner is all subtle and delicate and weird to begin with.

  17. Atheist says:

    What if you get pregnant?

    Is there a morning after App?

  18. Hanus says:

    You cant get pregnant from an i-phone you fucking idiot!

  19. Atheist says:

    ‘Fucking idiot’.


    Are you being post modern, or was I?

    Wait, maybe you were being ironic?


    Or was I?

  20. Void says:

    “Atheist Says:

    What if you get pregnant?

    Is there a morning after App?”


    Wait… I need to go check my girlfriend’s iPhone!!

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