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Gavin
• 10.06.08 01:56 pm

Gene Simmons or Richard Simmons

Been documenting this Movie Watching World Championship and losing my fucking mind. So far six of the eight contestants have fallen asleep.

Been documenting this Movie Watching World Championship and losing my fucking mind. So far six of the eight contestants have fallen asleep. Richard Simmons came by and didn’t want to talk about his old band and Young Frankenstein came by to watch Young Frankenstein.

A guy from Texas dropped out after he hallucinated a beagle climbing a plant and the other 5 were disqualified after their blinks lasted a bunch of seconds (they thought they just blinked – they didn’t, they fell asleep – it’s basically the same as fainting).

More pics and shit en route.



Comments
  1. lotus blossom says:

    Richard Simmons wasn’t in Kiss you idiot!

  2. larf says:

    gavin your fucking hilarious. kudos.

  3. z-a-double says:

    I can see where he sees the resemblance. both have those curly jew fros

  4. the bull says:

    haha Simmons
    soo simple
    yet effective

  5. srsly says:

    simmons and the gav the new Power Couple

  6. Raftieri says:

    That’s a lot of work for a lame joke.

  7. shadowy figure says:

    Where can I get a Gavin costume?

  8. teenager says:

    Gavin costume: Fred Perry, jeans, Converse all stars and a mistachio on your upper lip. Oh, and a bad attitude. Easy!

  9. teenager says:

    Gene Simmons seemed a little, I don’t know, gay?

  10. reruns suck says:

    HIJACK:
    go read blognigger today, crazy story about an ex- wall streeter selling his gay virginity online. he had the bids up to $22,000…WTF! Maybe it was Richard Simmons.

  11. Kumptain Glatterfarts says:

    blognigger is such sweet blog name. i always get really upset when i hear a cool name like that because i didn’t do something with it the first time i thought of it. it’s a lesson the good lord has tried to teach me time and time again…one day i’ll get this mashed banana out of these old ears of mine and…

  12. patrickteque says:

    thatv was funny

  13. a 17 year old says:

    oh my god Gavin is hot. even if he is franch.

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