Posted by
Gavin
• 09.12.12 01:02 pm

This Trinidadian rapper was in the news recently for endorsing Romney in a rap that went, “I’m a Republican voting for Mitt Romney, you lazy bitches are fucking up the economy.”

She has since come out as someone who was kidding but I have a problem with a totally different lyric. In the song “Muny” she says, “Cuz I keep a bad bitch, booty big and the waist thin/Seen his little weiner, but we don’t like Nathan’s.” A Nathan’s wiener is fucking HUGE. Pinky Carnage is about the only guy I know with a dick bigger than mine and he wishes it looked like a hot dog wiener when it was flaccid. Your average hot dog wiener is six inches long. Erect, that’d be at least eight inches. Is Minaj’s cervix really up to being nailed with eight inches of cock for twenty minutes? And you can bet your bottom dollar that ass play is totally out of the question. The mean penis size in this country is five inches so I wouldn’t scoff at someone who has an entire inch on that unless you’re a huge fan of  UTIs.

 —GAVIN McINNES

Comments
  1. Anonymous says:

    Man I give my girl a UTI every time, it sucks!!!

  2. Anonymous says:

    After hearing Stupid Hoe, I am a little surprised she knows who Mitt Romney is. In my book, she just upgraded her intellect from Slingblade to Forest Gump.

  3. John says:

    she’s talking girth.

  4. Dr.Drew says:

    she looks like a centaur in that picture

  5. Dikki says:

    Nicki looks a lot like the results of a UTI.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pyuria.JPG

  6. A size queen is just a woman with a humongous vagina.

  7. Rory says:

    Where’s the “Continue reading article here…” link?!

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  9. David Yikes says:

    That is one ugly fucking cunt.


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