Porn makes you neglect your girlfriend. The few times you can be bothered to do it, your expectations are absurd. She’s not wearing a ball gag after a hard day at work.
“Wanker” is an insult in Britain for a reason. As Warden Barrot says in Papillon, “It drains the strength.” This is why my producer Ben Ratner has no problem being a 23-year-old virgin. He has no interest in participating in society because he’s a wanker.
This is also why, myself, @DanteNero, Joe the bartender from Nitehawk, and some dude named @jcutz have vowed to reduce porn and masturbating (like you could have one without the other) to once a month. Dante and I have committed to this experiment for four months but I think it’s going to become a way of life. I know it is for Tom Shillue and from what I can tell, his marriage is one of the most solid around.
There are no checks and balances here. The reward is pride and support from your brothers and it’s completely based on the honor system. If you fail, let us know. We’ll reach down and pick you up like they do in the pit.
UPDATE: You can only ejaculate by having sex. Now, “sex” is loosely defined as cumming within one yard / meter of a woman with her permission. So, you could beat off on to your lady and that DOES NOT count as a fap. However, if this happens regularly, you are in a shitty relationship and it’s about to end.