Posted by
Gavin
• 04.29.09 10:47 am


Did you know “African African pussy more clean than African American” pussy? Did you know “Russian girls specialized” and they know how to “wear the fucking underwear and that make the person to go crazy?”

Did you know “African African pussy more clean than African American” pussy? Did you know “Russian girls specialized” and they know how to “wear the fucking underwear and that make the person to go crazy?” Did you know some guy’s sister was so “horn” he wanted cab driver to “fuck his sister up?” Me neither, but a Lebanese cab driver named John recently schooled me on all this shit and much, much more.

Have a listen…


Comments
  1. imyar says:

    ugh cab drivers are insane pervs

  2. Europe (the band) says:

    John’s full of shit. Furthermore, he sounds like Cheech in From Dusk ’till Dawn.

  3. Vane$$a says:

    Nice photograph. Kinda reminds me of Monet’s Bastille Day.

  4. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:

    “African African pussy more clean than African American”
    60% of terminally ill africans would like to have a word with you about that

  5. ew says:

    i call bullshit. this sounds suspiciously borat-esque.

  6. Natasha says:

    It’s true. At age 5, we are all trained to wear the underwears to make the man go crazy. If we have incorrect shape, must wear corrective girdle, much like Chinese with their small foots.

  7. On a cab back from JFK a driver told me I should save up and go on a sex tour in Thailand which is what he does once a year. Apparently it’s totally ace.

  8. Baloney Leaves says:

    it’s true i have an 8 inch dick but every time i pay a black prostitute to suck it – no boner. at least they’re nice about it and they’ll smoke a cig w/me & chat for a while.

  9. ZLUR says:

    You all need help.

    Sex tours of thailand are fuckin top likesay, all the young boys you can eat! Fuckin Stoat the baws!

    Yum-fucking-yum.

  10. PUT THE AUTHOR’S NAME ON THE BLOG POSTS GOD DAMN IT.

  11. Delanoche says:

    Have any of you guys ever been to South Brooklyn? It’s like a drunk dirty orgy-fest, what “John” is not telling you is that most of the girls down there are either fat, super ghetto or have skin-issues. When I say skin-issues I mean like “what the fuck happened to your face” skin issues. The pretty girls have either been scooped up by the local tough guys, had babies and never lost the weight, or got into junk (which, according to a friend of mine, is WAY more popular out in the three Bs than it is up north).

    For a taste of the kinda shit that goes on “off-hours” down there, go to Broadway and Stillwell at 2AM on a Friday Night. To get there, take the G Train, get off on Atlantic Ave/Pacific, hop on the D and get off when the train stops and doesn’t move again.

  12. dapwell says:

    word to stabmaster

    also this bullshit cab driver blows his whole story at the end by not knowing what horny means. i don’t buy it JOHNNYBOY

  13. muskawo says:

    This dude is a chick pea eating pedo bear.

  14. marlboro reds says:

    more good pussy is my favorite kind of pussy

  15. Anonymous says:

    we and the moon are neighbors
    its house is behind our hills
    it comes out from in front of us
    and listens to the melodies
    we and the moon are neighbors
    it knows our times
    and leaves on our roof bricks
    the most beautiful colors
    many times we’ve stayed all night with it
    in the nights of joy
    with the moans
    many times on its rising
    we’ve explained the love
    with songs and tales

  16. French Ass Raper says:

    I believe him. Guys want me to fuck their sisters all the time.

  17. French Ass Raper says:

    Maybe some of us are just more studly than everybody else.

  18. John Lenin says:

    @French Gay Ass Raper

    Maybe you’re just more ‘stupidly’ than everyone else.

  19. ZLUR says:

    Boring!


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