Posted by
Gavin
• 05.24.16 02:27 pm

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Pat Dixon’s show on The Anthony Cumia Network (now Compound Media) is a wonderful ride that includes guests like Jackie the Joke Man and of course, Asian me. 

 

But he does a one-on-one free audio podcast once a week from his apartment and I did it last week. His apartment is very, very, very, small. This is his summary…

GUEST GAVIN McINNES AND PAT DIXON DISCUSS NEWS SURROUNDING NYC CRIME AND COURT ACTIVITY.

A MAN IN BROOKLYN ATTACKED BY SEVEN PITBULLS WHO NEARLY CHEWED HIS ARM OFF. HE’S BEING INVESTIGATED FOR ANIMAL CRUELTY.

A TEENAGE PROSTITUTION RING IN A BRAWL IS FIRED UPON BY A HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL STAR WHO STILL MANAGES TO WIN THE GAME DESPITE THE ATTEMPTED MURDER CHARGES.

A BRONX MAN ON TRIAL FOR SMASHING A CHAIR OVER THE HEADS OF TWO HOMOSEXUAL MEN AT A CHELSEA BBQ JOINT.

NYPD COMMISSIONER BILL BRATTON PERSONALLY OVERSEES THE CRUSHING OF DOZENS OF ILLEGAL DIRT BIKES AND FOUR-WHEELERS.

GUEST: GAVIN McINNES.

ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.


Comments
  1. raymi says:

    Asian you!! omghdslghsd;fj’dsvmd’ perfect

  2. hey says:

    Funniest show on the network. The free podcast is great, too, though a bad guest can spoil it.

  3. Gone and Still Forgotten says:

    The Anthony Cumia Network sounds like a Comedian Hospice. Jackie Martling??? When does Billy West come in out of the rain? How about Artie Lange, isn’t his methadone clinic somewhere in that heighborhood? And If I don’t see Jackie mason doing a guest shot, then I KNOW that you are all anti-Semitic bastards….

    Heeyyy-yooooo!

  4. Dave says:

    Billy West and Artie Lange? Sounds like a fuckin quality show to me!

  5. Mr. Lahey says:

    Comedian Hospice!!! Bwahahahaha!!!
    Dig up George Burns corpse, I’m sure he’s got one more stand up in them bones. Don’t forget Cosby and who can forget the Smothers Brothers, yeah, well, yes.
    This show can be like the comedy version of another forgettable show, “This is your Life”. Anyone who remembers that is an ole fart.

  6. STINKY says:

    This has nothing to do with anything but buzzy Philly emo act Modern Baseball are about to hit the road on a US tour. They want their shows to be safe spaces, and are encouraging their fans to report unsafe, disrespectful behavior to their tour manager, who will pass along their faggoty bellyaches to the given venue’s security. The number is 201 731 6626. It’d be a shame if some bad dudes flooded the line with bullshittery and nonsense.

  7. John Thomas says:

    Saint Anthony.

  8. Howard Beale says:

    Anthony Cumia Network haha! Network wannabe envy! As ridiculous as those ubiquitous blogger, Manhattan-skyline, studio-backgrounds.

  9. Ass Clown says:

    “…very, small apartment.”
    Small like in his mother’s basement?
    What would this “community” of frustrated show offs be doing back in the pre-internet days?
    They’d still be working at their day jobs, but would they be holding court at the local waterhole or doing stand up on amateur night at the local improv or be the life of every dinner party; and will one day, the former class clowns, come full circle, in the journey of life, to the hospice, where they give their tired old shtick, one last performance?

  10. Dan of the Mole People says:

    NYC Crime Report is awesome, Nate Fridson and Hank Gallo are my favorite free show guests.

    And good riddance LoS, every other show was becoming unlistenable bullshit babble.


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